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proximity mine

Pooping into the tank of a toilet, and taking the float out. This will make poopy water overflow from the toilet tank. The pure genious of this action is that most people almost always leave the bathroom while the tank is still filling.
"I went to that frat house last night and planted a proximity mine, by taking the float out and pooping in the tank of one of their toilets."
by Pantanto April 30, 2004
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pratiman

A brown piece of shit with a cock shoved up his ass
Damn, what a Pratiman. Walking around like he owns the place
by definationer April 12, 2018
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proximity sensor

The nerve sensor inside your rectum that causes you to feel an increasing urgency to poop the closer you get to a toilet. The proximity sensor is activated by an already present need to take a crap. Once in the vicinity of a restroom, your proximity sensor will alert you that you are running out of time to reach the toilet and drop your pants, or suffer the consequences...
As I walked towards the bathroom, cheeks tightly clenched, my proximity sensor went crazy and I nearly pooped my pants before I could sit down.
by igottago... July 29, 2011
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Proximity Tech Support

When your computer program isn't working right but when a friend or co-worker stands next to you, it starts to work, even though they hadn't done anything to assist you.
-Will you just come and stand next to my computer? I need some proximity tech support.
-Ah, thanks! Now its printing.
by Cherhawkinof October 16, 2009
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proptimum

The best; the most favorable condition or greatest degree or amount possible; first in rank or degree; in a most excellent way or manner; the thing that is most outstanding or excellent; something that tops all others.
Dude, the lake trip is going to be so proptimum!

Local Yogurt is proptimum!

Yo, last night was so proptimum!

Do you have the proptimum angle to see the screen?
by Matt&Katie May 20, 2010
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proximity fuck

To engage in sexual relations with the person who is the nearest geographical distance to you. This usually occurs without regard for self worth.
Although Alan had been making eye contact with the fetching young woman across the bar, he decided to indiscriminately proximity fuck the less attractive, unsavory woman to his immediate right, out of ease.

Following the devastation of Tom's breakup, he went to a bar and proximity fucked the first woman he met.
by SaucyK February 6, 2012
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Proti

Someone who is really sweet and great at giving advice and has an amazing body
Dude I totally found a Proti
by DatBootyLover February 1, 2014
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