long-prong thong

A person who is constantly bored. They don’t like what used to entertain them, they have zero exercise, zero power in their brain's battery, zero oxygen… They are basically a zerozerozerozerozerozero.

Please, anyone who is in here, tell my brother to do something real because I don’t like him being a long-prong thong anymore!

by bluestinger66 March 13, 2024

3 pronged fork

Also known as a fuckin national crime

3 pronged fork shouldn't exist

by Cthulhu's Servant June 27, 2019

Three pronged assault

Another term for standing on a UK plug

Tom:Gees, I had a three pronged assault during the night.
Sam: oh godinell

by GD03UHK February 09, 2020

Prong

A derogative term for somone who's being a bit awkward, while usually using timidness or thinly veiled self inadequacies to get out of something or ruin other peoples/groups time/plans.

A mix between prang and mong

"Stop being a prong."
"why are you such a prong?"
"they're not coming, they're being a prong today"

by Jimmyhackers April 10, 2022

prong dong

A blow job aided with chopsticks and sake.

After dinner, Samantha performed a prong dong on Todd.

by Dingaling0001 January 14, 2018