The Most amazing cat that ever lived. He is the reason why deadmau5 is a deadmau5. He is also known to be better then keyboard cat.
Professor Meowingtons is creeping around the house...
by Skrillmau5 July 23, 2011
When you're stoned and you try to act normal and intelligent. If you pull it off, then you too, can be Professor Stoner.
by CleanBandit April 30, 2015
Someone who comments on the internet or social media posts from the couch. Typically commenting on topics they have no formal education or experience in the topic's field. Look on Facebook for post with over 50 comments for best examples of couch professors.
This 15 year old couch professor is telling how i should set up my race car.
Damn couch professors think they know so much about climate change and poiltics.
Damn couch professors think they know so much about climate change and poiltics.
by Ping207 August 9, 2017
A knowledgeable grey haired professor, who has a habit of literally mumbling while delivering a lecture, making it hard to comprehend.
Derivation- Inspired by the definition of the word mumblemouth on urban dictionary.
Derivation- Inspired by the definition of the word mumblemouth on urban dictionary.
Professor Pandey warned his colleagues- " Speak loud and clear! Or else students will call you Professor Mumblemouth. "
by Nodcrafty charlatan March 15, 2022
by whatthefuckdidijustaccomplish April 21, 2021
A character of the Hatchetfield universe, making his first appearance in Starkid's 2018 "The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals". As of 2021 he has also made appearances in episodes 1 and 2 of Nightmare Time and is mentioned briefly in Black Friday. He is played by Robert Manion
by jackaloped February 1, 2021
One whose fascination with the male reproductive organ never ceases.
They constantly create inaccurate diagrams of the body part, usually in their mates workbook for a teacher to find. Anyone who knows someone of this profession should seek mental help for them immediately.
They constantly create inaccurate diagrams of the body part, usually in their mates workbook for a teacher to find. Anyone who knows someone of this profession should seek mental help for them immediately.
"Trent drew a dick in my workbook the other day". "dude, then he's a phallus professor and there's no saving him".
by we should kill teh bronies August 11, 2015