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Pregnancy Math

Mathematical calculation to determine the time a female got knocked up. Most often used to narrow down possible biological fathers of the baby. (date expecting- 9).
Guy 1 and Guy 2 chatting:

Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear Jullie is gonna have a baby in March?"

Guy 2: (inwardly calculates pregnancy math.....)

Guy 2: "Naw, I didnt know that. But that ought to narrow down the possible dads to about a dozen guys she was with last July"
by Mathguy July 7, 2012
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pregnancy updates

A very stupid trend amongst todays teen and young 20 something expecting mothers who post weekly updates that really nobody needs to see or cares about, as if we forgot that you were pregnant from the week before. It is really retared and annoying and this trend needs to be stopped
stupid expecting mommy: this week my baby is 15 weeks, now 16 weeks, now 17 weeks etc... im glad they created the pregnancy updates app lolz omg jk not really
person in reality reading it: OMG WHO THE FUCK CARES, STOP IT ALREADY!!!
by PissedOffPatriot35 February 20, 2015
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pregnancy wand

Me: "I cast a spell on Sara with my pregnancy wand."

Friend: "What?"
Me: "I fucked her in the vagina."
Friend: "That's sick bro."
by ass violator 9000 July 15, 2017
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pregnancy ball

a ball given to your squad as a sign of friendship forever
"hey man heres ur pregnancy ball"
"dude wtf"
"its a sign of friendship forevs"
"o...k... thanks...man..LOL"
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Pregnancy Missile

I launched my pregnancy missile right into her vaginal cave!
by Mr. Reeder May 8, 2018
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pregnancy boobs

When a woman is pregnant the hormones reading through her body make her boobs much bigger this is natures way of making the woman easier to be around while she is hormonal.
Wow! Heather's pregnancy boobs look great.
by Scburt December 27, 2020
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Pregnancy point

A point in life where you have reached a level of accomplishment that will not be threatened should you knock a girl up. Sexual relations that result in impregnation prior to this point may prevent the completion of an adequate level of schooling, and most certainly end in a shitty job/lifestyle (I.e. working at McDonald's and living in a trailer park).
Dude, nine months till you finish university and officially past the pregnancy point. You can bare back it worry free!
by Walla_B September 21, 2014
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