Prarie blumpkin

Prarie Blumpkin, and verb. This is where a dude gets blown in a hot porta pottie, and as the guy getting blown cuts, he blasts his buddy in the face with an egg.

"What did you do this weekend? "
"Not much, drank some white claws and hung out with the boyz got me a Prarie Blumpkin"

by Saker November 22, 2024

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Sumo Prarie Dog

When two individuals rear up to one another standing anus to anus and begin to simultaneously excrete fecal matter with the goal of overpowering their oppent's specemine back into the cavity from which it was origially lodged.

I bet my friend she did not have the fecal fortitude to overpower my log of dense consistancy and when put to the test of a round of Sumo Prarie Dog, I easily banished her weak stool back into her lower digestive region.

by Smanderson March 12, 2011

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Prarie meet

What good little Boy Scouts do twice if in the south and once-ish if up north with a group of sex partners (humbly.

------PROUD TO BE AN AMARICAN I get an amen

-Trusty rusty is gonna go down to the Prarie meet and get some big meat steak and a hoe salad to toss his salad........once.....twice......three times a lady killer NA PUSSY KILLER JUST LIKE DAISY

by bigWORDbailey October 8, 2021

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Prarie Blumpkin

Is when your homie is giving you a blowjob and right when you're about to cum, you throw an egg at his head

I never knew what a prarie blumpkin was, until I got a forehead kiss by my best friends pocket egg while giving him a blowjob.

by AK guy's yolk throat December 7, 2024

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prarie doggin' the closet

When your homosexual baggage has exceeded the maximum "closet" storage capacity and begins to push you into coming out of the closet and you try to push it back into the closet.

Jimmy began prarie doggin' the closet when his mom found the ticket stubs to the Cher / Barbra Streisand concert on ice.

by Alaska Boss Bitch September 30, 2017

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