When your homosexual baggage has exceeded the maximum "closet" storage capacity and begins to push you into coming out of the closet and you try to push it back into the closet.
Jimmy began prarie doggin' the closet when his mom found the ticket stubs to the Cher / Barbra Streisand concert on ice.
by Alaska Boss Bitch September 30, 2017
When you have to take a shit and wait til the last minute and can't hold it anymore and it starts coming out before you sit on the toilet
by BadBitch104 July 25, 2018
by Netsirkeel September 10, 2017
Is when your homie is giving you a blowjob and right when you're about to cum, you throw an egg at his head
I never knew what a prarie blumpkin was, until I got a forehead kiss by my best friends pocket egg while giving him a blowjob.
by AK guy's yolk throat December 07, 2024
Prarie Blumpkin, and verb. This is where a dude gets blown in a hot porta pottie, and as the guy getting blown cuts, he blasts his buddy in the face with an egg.
"What did you do this weekend? "
"Not much, drank some white claws and hung out with the boyz got me a Prarie Blumpkin"
"Not much, drank some white claws and hung out with the boyz got me a Prarie Blumpkin"
by Saker November 22, 2024
by Jonacinto September 01, 2008
What good little Boy Scouts do twice if in the south and once-ish if up north with a group of sex partners (humbly.
------PROUD TO BE AN AMARICAN I get an amen
------PROUD TO BE AN AMARICAN I get an amen
-Trusty rusty is gonna go down to the Prarie meet and get some big meat steak and a hoe salad to toss his salad........once.....twice......three times a lady killer NA PUSSY KILLER JUST LIKE DAISY
by bigWORDbailey October 08, 2021