Prarie Dogging

When you have to shit so bad it slides in and out of your ass.

Dad stop the car, I'm Prarie Dogging!

by Bosses 1969 September 25, 2015

paving the prarie

When an acquaintance starts a relationship everyone else knows will end in ruin.

Yeah the new girlfriend is great, but she's not going to settle down. He's just paving the prarie.

by Netsirkeel October 8, 2017

prarie doggin' the closet

When your homosexual baggage has exceeded the maximum "closet" storage capacity and begins to push you into coming out of the closet and you try to push it back into the closet.

Jimmy began prarie doggin' the closet when his mom found the ticket stubs to the Cher / Barbra Streisand concert on ice.

by Alaska Boss Bitch September 30, 2017

Prarie meet

What good little Boy Scouts do twice if in the south and once-ish if up north with a group of sex partners (humbly.

------PROUD TO BE AN AMARICAN I get an amen

-Trusty rusty is gonna go down to the Prarie meet and get some big meat steak and a hoe salad to toss his salad........once.....twice......three times a lady killer NA PUSSY KILLER JUST LIKE DAISY

by bigWORDbailey October 8, 2021

Sumo Prarie Dog

When two individuals rear up to one another standing anus to anus and begin to simultaneously excrete fecal matter with the goal of overpowering their oppent's specemine back into the cavity from which it was origially lodged.

I bet my friend she did not have the fecal fortitude to overpower my log of dense consistancy and when put to the test of a round of Sumo Prarie Dog, I easily banished her weak stool back into her lower digestive region.

by Smanderson March 12, 2011

Prarie doggin

When you have to take a shit and wait til the last minute and can't hold it anymore and it starts coming out before you sit on the toilet

It was close call thought I wasn't going to make it to the bathroom I was Prarie Doggin.

by BadBitch104 July 25, 2018

Prarie blumpkin

Prarie Blumpkin, and verb. This is where a dude gets blown in a hot porta pottie, and as the guy getting blown cuts, he blasts his buddy in the face with an egg.

"What did you do this weekend? "
"Not much, drank some white claws and hung out with the boyz got me a Prarie Blumpkin"

by Saker November 22, 2024