Pokémon Master

A Pokémon Master is a ruler of All Pokémon, who has capture every Pokémon in existence and who has trained every Pokémon in existence.
Pokémon Master: I capture All Pokémon and train All Pokémon.

Dude 2: your a Pokémon Master!
by Pokemonmaster100000 March 18, 2016
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Pokémon BDSP

Pokémon BDSP or Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl are remakes of the absolute masterpieces Pokémon Diamond and Pokémon Pearl. Normally Pokémon games are easy as fuck and in these remakes they're not as hard as the originals but Cynthia still fucks you in the ass before you give up and break your nintendo switch. Caused a lot of arguments if it's a Pokémon Platinum remake or a Diamond and Pearl remake.
Person 1: Hey are you enjoying Pokémon BDSP, the new Diamond and Pearl remakes?
Person 2: Actually, it's better described as a Platinum remake!
Person 1: I really don't give a fuck.

Person: Pokémon games are too easy!
GameFreak and ILCA: Ok, *Makes game harder*
Person: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO CYNTHIA IS TOO HARD!!!!!!!
by KratosBigDickDaddy November 24, 2021
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pokémon haters

people who hate Pokémon need to stop existing
by thatpokemon February 08, 2017
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pokémon cut

When you jerk off with a petroleum based lubricant in the shower and later wash your hair. The next day you have what is considered a pokémon cut; your hair has bits of the lubricant stuck in it and cannot be washed off. Your hair is shiny and waxy.
Robert: Dude, I droped it like it was hot yesterday by accident, but then I jerked off and got wang tang all over cameo's fatty.

Mike: Use lubricant?

Robert: Vaseline bitch!

Max: Eww dude I can tell you got a pokémon cut. Thats so fucking tonky. You sick fraggle -er!
by mikebaran February 03, 2005
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The Porn Pokémon

A new kind of Pokémon that Gamefreak designed because they don't have any ideas anymore
Pornosa, the porn pokémon and the evolved form of Pornhub
by Thecoolestdude June 05, 2017
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Pokémon Addict

One who is addict to playing pokémon go. It takes over daily life. Skipping out on work duties, randomly walks away in search of pokémon. Consistently looking for a battery pack, consistently staring down at his or her phone. Similar to a historic candy crush addict !
Person 1:Where Raffy?
Person 2:He just randomly walked off in the middle of our conversation in search of pokémon. He was screaming Pikachu!
Person 1: He's a fucking pokémon addict!
by That Raffy Taffy July 15, 2016
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Pokémon Legends: Arceus

Pokémon Legends: Arceus is an action role-playing game developed by Game Freak and published by Nintendo and The Pokémon Company for the Nintendo Switch.
Released at January 28 2022.

The storyline starts with you falling from the sky, your mission is to complete the pokedex.

The game is known for it's game play being different than the other games in the Pokémon franchise.
Person 1: have you played Pokémon Legends: Arceus yet? It's amazing!
Person 2: I did, the graphics are terrible..
Person 1: At least the gameplay is unique.
by ImSoSleepyHelp March 12, 2022
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