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Mexican Pinball

Simply soccer. Either a game amongst eight year old girls, or illegal aliens.
Fucking COVID! Nothing on but Mexican Pinball!
by CasperWhite October 3, 2020
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Punjabi Pinball

The act of unlicensed or inexperienced truckers causing accidents on Canadian highways, most typically on the 401 in Ontario. Mostly played by new immigrants of the Punjabi race who wear flip flops and turbans
Hey Jay look at all the traffic coming through town!

Jay: Yep the punjabi's must be playing Punjabi pinball on the 401 again eh!
by Cobra chicken September 12, 2025
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Star wars pinball

Getting scammed, gypped or tricked and unaware like a total dumbass.
Guy 1: Dude! Did you hear john just bought Ligcoin and it doesn't even exist! Guy 2: Are you serious? He bought cryptocurrency that doesn't even exist? He really got star wars pinballed.
by Deez nuts yum May 18, 2023
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Asian Pinball

Successfully weaving or navigating through individual or groups of Asians who are not attentive to surroundings, personal spaces, or the speed limit. Alt: the act of driving in California.
I ended up playing Asian Pinball again this morning on the way to work when the first 3 cars I passed going under the speed limit on the 101 were being driven by Asians.
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by Spicy Green Chile January 7, 2015
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Mexican Pinball

The phenomenon which occurs when a crew of painters drive their communal abode late on a Friday night after consuming a case of Modelo and a fifty of cocaine, usually done while flagrantly speeding and/or being totally oblivious to other mechanisms of traffic management in the continental United States, such as STOP/Yield/No U-turn signs etc.. Points are earned by bouncing off legally parked cars in residential areas, avoiding damage to real estate, young children, pets etc...
Goddammit looks like Rodrigo and his boys were playing Mexican Pinball last night. Gotta make another fucking insurance claim. This is why we can't haved nice shit in Kansas City, Kansas.
by Doctor Deez Nutz December 5, 2021
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Mexican Pinball

The art of navigating through any store, event, or venue (especially in the Southwest) and sucessfully avoiding being run into by unsupervised Mexican children running amok.
We go to the store the other day, and we ended up spending more time playing Mexican Pinball than we did shopping!
by Spicy Green Chile January 7, 2015
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Pinballing

When you grab someone's testicles and stretch them with such force that they snap back to their body, it’s like the action of a pinball machine launching its ball. The sensation is akin to pulling a spring to its limit, and then releasing it, resulting in an immediate and powerful recoil as the testicles are violently propelled back to their original position. The sudden and intense motion creates a jarring, painful impact that reverberates throughout the area, leaving the individual with a sharp and lingering discomfort.
I started pinballing jimmy so hard his balls went right back inside him.
by calcity10 August 5, 2024
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