NATIONAL FEED BLACK PEOPLE CEREAL DAY 

feed your favorite black person some cereal today on September 28th if you are not a POC. WHY you may ask because reparations need to be made one way or another.

hey did you know today is "national feed black people cereal day".

only racist don't feed black people cereal on "national feed black people cereal day ".

NATIONAL FEED BLACK PEOPLE CEREAL DAY by yourfavoriteblack September 28, 2022

National Throw Short People Day

October 21st. A day where we are all free to throw anyone below 5'6".

The National Throw Short People Day Song!

It's the most wonderful time of the year
For the tall it’s so thrilling,
With everyone filling the short ones with fear,
It's the most wonderful time of the year.

It's the hap-happiest season of all,
With small people on ceilings and gay happy feelings,
As short ones do fall,
It's the hap-happiest season of all.

There'll be shorties for tossing
And small ones for crossing,
And hurling around in the air,
All the vertically challenged,
That you can imagine,
To launch while the passersby stare.

It's the most wonderful time of the year,
Take the smalls and start throwing,
And all will be glowing,
With screams that you hear,
It's the most wonderful time of the year.

There'll be littles for hurling,
The 5 foots are whirling,
And hurtling round in the air,
All the vertically challenged,
That you can imagine,
To launch while the passersby stare.

It's the most wonderful time of the year
Take the smalls and start throwing,
And all will be glowing,
With screams that you hear,
It's the most wonderful time
Yes the most wonderful time
Oh the most wonderful time
Of the year

National Throw Short People Day by douchle January 24, 2023

National Bullying Irish People Day 

On October 24th, you can bully any Irish person with complete disregard for their feelings with no consequences.

Non Irish Person: “it’s october 24th, fuck you you fucking irish prick”
Irish person: “i cannot fight back for it is national bullying Irish people day 😢”

National Bullying Irish People Day by camillaprimissus March 17, 2022

National throw short people day

just throw someone who is 5'4 and under

also me b-day

y u throw me

it is national throw short people day

National throw short people day by notn't November 2, 2020

National Throw the Short People Day

October 21, a day where you can throw your short friend (anyone shorter than you). The person being thrown cannot reject the thrower his rights.

Last National Throw the Short People Day, I threw your mom

National Throw the Short People Day by Gray57 May 6, 2022

National throw Shorts people day 

yeet those under 5'4 with gusto and bless the ground they fall on. The date goes on October 23rd.

"Why'd you throw me"
"Because its national throw shorts people day bitch"

National throw Shorts people day by cfbs get fucked September 9, 2020

National Throw Short People Day

OCTOBER 24 - grab your friend and throw them, drag

them, or do anything to them because they're short!

Must be 5'4 or over to throw someone. Everyone under...

you better hide.

Girl1: hey it’s October 21st :)
Girl 2: and what’s that?
Girl 1: national throw short people day:)
Girl 2: please don’t

National Throw Short People Day by scuffsuccs October 24, 2020