A peef is a noun to describe some who seems kinda sus and has zero rizz. They believe they are the alpha yet remain the beta. Also most of the time they are a retired horse girl. If you’re lucky you can convince the peef to gallop.
by ivan heindersone May 20, 2024
a peef is ones who’s penis sucks in air through pee pee hole at a fast velocity and shoots it out even faster
by peef October 02, 2019
by Isurmomgay? April 24, 2024
When a man farts through his penis. Also a children's story book character. Coincidence? I think not.
by ScreamingSundae March 17, 2018
by Btrollenu March 02, 2018
The practice of Peef is to have a case of such explosive shits that you rocket yourself through the ceiling. It also is when some one shits so hard they tear a hole in their pants or their toilet. The last person to have a case of Peef launched themselves into orbit and was hit by a Satilite, this tragic story is a prime example of why you should wish to never have peef, this is why you never want to go to Chipotle.
by Rscott1st January 25, 2019