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peef

a peef is ones who’s penis sucks in air through pee pee hole at a fast velocity and shoots it out even faster
i peefed all up in ambrose last night he loved it
by peef October 1, 2019
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peef theif

Noun. A person who steals peefs by giving blowjobs.
Otherwise known as a slut.
1. That peef theif gave me some great head last night.

2. your moms a peef theif.
by Brian F. & Mike C. February 12, 2008
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Peef

A portmanteau of penis and boof. To understand the joys of the peef one must be familiar with the second most noble way to take a drug: the boof.

Once you have read up on the art of boofing, apply that knowledge to your penis. That my friend, is the peef.
My ass was too sore from boofing all that kratom last night so today I opted to peef it instead.
by Mistah White D July 4, 2019
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Peef

by CVS_Security November 5, 2018
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Peef

When a female queefs while peeing.
Dude, Margaret Thatcher was so shit canned she peef when she peed her pants.

Dawn peefs, like, every time she pees, it sounds like an airbag deflating.

When she was rolling balls last Saturday, Abby said peefing is the single greatest pleasure a human body can feel.

The hooker peef into my bathroom sink.
by Chairman Mao's Hit parade November 13, 2010
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Peef

A special pork and beef hybrid. Very delicious. Often served as a burger however there are other ways to prepare the meat.
"Wow, is that a turkey burger?" "No, it's actually a peef burger and it's so good!"
by CatBotPosie June 27, 2021
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peef

" i just peefed out of my ween"
by manly dude 100 September 9, 2019
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