The Golden Parachute

When a guy stands up and proceeds to urinate all over the sheets while his female companion is sleeping underneath them.

"I woke up with a morning boner and the bitch wouldn't fuck me so I gave her the Golden Parachute and then left for work"

by Sir Fraz March 30, 2009

parachute pussy

very large pussy lips that flap in the wind...... whistle sounds

whistle sounds (jane did you hear that? yes dick, what do you think it was? damn jane im sorry my dick is so big it made your pussy a parachute)In turn u have a parachute pussy

by ballsoffury July 10, 2006

pack your own parachute

Derived from the sacred motto of parachutists, meaning to put your condom on yourself.

Whatever you do, pack your own parachute. She's been around with a vengeance.

by TristanBob January 2, 2009

Parachutes

Coldplay's first album, simply their best, with good songs like "don't panic", "yellow", and "high speed". Will help sooth the mind

Dude 1- Man I need to chill know any good album that will help me?

Dude 2- Ya, Coldplay's Parachutes album.

by Bones1234 June 29, 2010

Parachute

The male masturbation technique of carefully selecting three of the softest tissues, stacking them on on top of the other, and inserting them over the head of one's penis at climax.

The added space between the head and the tissues creates a parachute-like shape, which is crucial so as to catch the cum without sticking.

This method was developed by an extremely talented young man, and is very convenient - one can simply wipe, throw away the tissues, making clean-up a non-issue.

Bro: Yo, my mom needed to buy a new carpet because I jerk off so much onto it. It was most embarrassing.

Other Bro: Dude, just buy some tissues use a parachute!

Bro: Man, you're so smart, I wish other people knew this trick!

by halpwr July 8, 2010

Parachute

The best band in the entire world. They make great music and are smoking hot.

Dude did you go to the Parachute concert last night? They were banging!

by loveyoux3 December 6, 2009

Parachute

The Parachute: Insert both fists and feet into your partner's gaping vagina/asshole and hold on for dear life, in the shape of a human parachute. This can be extremely pleasurable for many different reasons; The massive amount of pressure and weight on the walls of the selected hole are enough to cause orgasm, but the sensation of wriggling fingers and toes will be too much to bare.

Also a very useful way to build INTENSE MOTHERFUCKING CORE AND BACK MUSCLES.

Me: Your mom sure does like it when I get a parachute going up in that gaping pussy of hers.

Me: Did you see that parachute I just pulled off on your mom?

by Ten Piece Cunt McNugget May 30, 2010