paddington bear 

a Peruvian bear with a surprisingly good grasp of English that was found and taken in by an Upper middle class family in London.For some reason carried around a suitcase containing Marmalade sandwiches
These days he would have been banged up under asylum laws and arse raped by a huge Jamaican called Horace. He would have then been re-leased from I.D.C to spend his days working in a McDonalds in the Bedford area

paddington bear by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003

lilly-padding 

(v) street slanging for licking a toad to get high. This process was made popular by the show family guy and is also known as frenching the prince and doing kermit.

Guy 1: this party sucks
Guy 2: Yeah let's leave and do some lilly-padding at my place

lilly-padding by BOSOX2007 August 17, 2009

Granny Peddling 

When a male hangs out with grannies at nursing homes (often under the disguise as one of those volunteers who go to nursing homes to cheer people up) just to screw them when noone else is around (often times the older women really love it or are too out of it to really care).

"Josh, if you're that horny, just go to the nursing home and granny peddle for a bit."

Granny Peddling by Sly Nipples February 24, 2005

peek a boo paddington

to cum on a stuffed animal of a girlfriend

I was makin sex with my girlfriend when I pulled out and cummed on her stuffed paddington bear. Hence, Peek a boo paddington!

peek a boo paddington by LeRenardS13 March 8, 2008

Padding the Net 

Gambling, specifically on a game of Table Tennis (Ping-pong).

The stakes were raised after Padding the Net. Fortunately, I walked away with 40 dollars.

Padding the Net by Islemage February 14, 2018

Pussy Peddling  

One who rides their bike for pussy.


One without a car, who wants a booty call.

"I wanna fuck you so bad"-anie
"God me too..i'll be over in a bit"-greg

*since his car is in the shop greg grabs bike and starts pussy peddling as fast as he can to anie, ditching his bike in the bushes beside her house when he arrives"

The next morning greg is in a conversation with one of his buddies

"so I hooked up with anie last night"-greg
"oh yea"-friend
"yea, i had to pussy peddle but it was totally worth it"-greg
"ah..i see"-friend

Pussy Peddling by Thing2 March 17, 2009

padding 

1. The blank leaves added at the end of a thin publication so as to form a volume with sufficient thickness to be rounded and backed and/or to be lettered on the spine. Unfortunately, the paper used for this purpose is usually of an inferior quality, and becomes embrittled and transfers its acidity to the leaves of the publication. Also called "filler," or "filling." 2. A method of securing ruled, printed or blank leaves by the application of a padding compound, and sometimes a cloth or other reinforcing liner, to one edge (frequently the top) of the sheets which have been jogged even on the binding edge and placed under pressure. Special padding troughs, clamps and presses are used to facilitate padding large quantities at one time. See also: PAD COUNTER (2) ;PADDING COMPOUND . 3. A method of applying dyestuff to the grain surface of a leather or tawed skin, particularly the latter, in cases where it is not feasible to immerse the skins in the dyestuff liquor because of the increased fullness and decreased stretch which will result from such immersion.

padding by VAKI5 November 2, 2003