Peef

To fart out of your penis.

Hey Jason, did you just peef?

by CVS_Security November 05, 2018

Peef

A peef is a noun to describe some who seems kinda sus and has zero rizz. They believe they are the alpha yet remain the beta. Also most of the time they are a retired horse girl. If you’re lucky you can convince the peef to gallop.

Damn sophia’s such a peef she’s got that level zero gyatt

by ivan heindersone May 20, 2024

peef

a peef is ones who’s penis sucks in air through pee pee hole at a fast velocity and shoots it out even faster

i peefed all up in ambrose last night he loved it

by peef October 02, 2019

Peef

Peef is the penis version of queef. A.k.a. a dick fart.

Guy 1: "What's that smell?"

Guy 2: "Sorry man, I had to peef."

by Isurmomgay? April 24, 2024

Peef

When a man farts through his penis. Also a children's story book character. Coincidence? I think not.

I tried to let it rip, but instead it became a peef.

by ScreamingSundae March 17, 2018

Peef

Norwegian slang for American penny

give me a peef

by coolkat August 10, 2020

Peef

When a man penis Queef's like a woman's vagina.

Dude during a blowjob I totally peefed in her mouth!

by Btrollenu March 02, 2018