Slab

Noun

A term of endearment used by certain north New Jerseyites where the counties Morris, Somerset, and Union meet. Used to suggest a friend is massively lazy and unproductive, yet still a homie.

Also: Slabby (Adj.), Slabbyness (N.), Slabification (N.), Slabbify (Verb)
"What up, Slab?"

"That kid is such a slab its unreal, although he is getting his meat game daily at the gym down by rt. 22"

"You are the slabbiest slab I have ever had the pleasure to do nothing with."
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It doesn't stand for anything. A slab is a synonym for slut. Reffering to always being on her back like a slab of wood or cement. Popular among the urban population but slowly making its way around.
Did you hear about what stephanie did last night? She gave a birthday blowjob to a random guy then went and fucked her boyfriend. What a slab!
by Slabbyslab August 02, 2011
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a slab is a word used in southern florida that means dick {penis}
Hey girl....suck my slab!"
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a case of 24 beer bottles or a carton of 24 cans.
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slow low and bumpin system (primarily used in southern urban ghettos)
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Slang word for male penis.
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Crack, Cocaine.

Usually used in turn with terms hitting, slamming.
I've been hitting the slab pretty hard, man.
I've been slamming the slab for weeks now.
by The Krunk Wizard Giz August 10, 2006
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