A variation of diarrhoea. A Farmers Omelette is a yellow, runny form of shit that endlessly pours out of the asshole like there's no tomorrow.
- "Hey man, come round for the game tonight"
"Cant man, I having a farmers omelette"
- 'He was late for the meeting as he had just finished having a farmers omelette'
"Cant man, I having a farmers omelette"
- 'He was late for the meeting as he had just finished having a farmers omelette'
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Get the Farmers Omelette mug.An explosive burst of burning diarrhea that leaves your anus burning. Symptoms being a burning, swollen anus, enough gas to fill an escalade, and a unrelenting urge to go take another poop.
I ate a lot of greens with vinegar and the hot Havana Omelette that followed was akin to an eruption of Mt. Vesuvius.
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Noun: the act of cracking an egg and pouring it into your partners already spread buthole then dumping a bag of shreaded cheese and cut up peppers into there rectum. Once finished ur partner then stands over you and squeezes the mixture into your mouth.
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Teacher: "Bob, what is the capital of England"
Bob: "Don't know miss, I'm as thick as a whale omelette"
Bob: "Don't know miss, I'm as thick as a whale omelette"
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Get the whale omelette mug.1. A fictional character in the video game series Kingdom Hearts. Olette has brown, curly hair and green eyes.
Olette - "You look happy, Roxas"
Olette - "We didn't go. It wouldn't be the same without you, right?"
Olette - "We didn't go. It wouldn't be the same without you, right?"
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Get the Bakersfield Omelette mug.A one-meal dish with egg as the main ingredient, add some cheese or milk and other desired toppings, mix well, then fry till golden brown, fold into half and serve. Originally French, now it's known internationally. Toppings can include ham, capsicums, tomatoes, mushrooms, sausages, etc. Extremely popular for breakfast or a light meal.
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