big ole mess

a disorganization of great magnitude with a relatively vast amount of experience. Not to be confused with a young ole mess, or a young new mess, or a big young mess.

Girl: I'm such a big ole mess.

Guy: at least you're not a young new mess, those are the worst.

by t i n o November 27, 2017

big ol' dicker

Big, old, penis. Usually referring to someone who is older and a supporter of Donald Trump.

Uncle Jerry said that I need to stop smoking weed, he's a big ol' dicker.

This big ol' dicker I met the other day said he hates Muslims.

by alexmxoore6969 November 20, 2016

Big ole lips

The lips grow every single day.

Dang bro you got them big ole lips

by Krodz2009 October 16, 2020

big ol gay

You are a fat homosexual

The point where you put a flash light up your butthole and your tonsils make shadow puppets

A big ol gay
When a fat homo tries you eat you

by Jhh446)&@ September 10, 2017

Big Ol Cock

A man says they have this but they really don’t. Typically they pack less then 3 inches.

I got a big ol cock. (which is false)

by lil spach December 01, 2021

big ol sing

Black people saying big ol thing

go the big ol sing

by M July 01, 2004

Big Ol Butt

A fat ass

Back that thang up, cuz you got a big ol' butt

by Da White Man September 09, 2003