nocturnal visitation

When your girlfriend's cat, during the course of its normal nighttime patrol, hops in bed with you and wakes you up. Usually just looking for attention, but sometimes plotting your demise. "NV" for short.

After 8 JD's and 3 NV's, Bob felt less than refreshed the next morning.

by Lee v1.0 August 31, 2005

Nocturnal Sponge

A creature of the night, the nocturnal sponge is seldom seen by people because they rest or sleep in the daytime. These creatures move around and feed mainly during the night and we seldom observe their activities.

Nocturnal sponges generally have highly developed senses of hearing and smell, and specially adapted eyesight. The nocturnal sponge has been known to 'hoard' belongings, as a way of marking out its territory. When seen out during the day time, they tend to move slowly but generally speaking are gentle and safe to approach.

It is 8pm, and the nocturnal sponge has not yet emergeed from its hiding place...

by Oh so fine December 2, 2010

nocturnal smuffocation

(v.) to be or become choked or smothered during sleep by a vagina, a.k.a. muff.

An Anderson woman died today from nocturnal smuffocation when the trashy prostitute, who she had been giving a place to stay, roofied the woman and waited for her to pass out before she rode the woman’s face, forcing non consensual cuninglingus.

by Btwitsjennifer July 3, 2018

Nocturnal Me

A great new band formed by former Cute Is What We Aim For members Dave Melillo, Jeff Czum, and Mikey Lasaponara.

Cute Fan #1: "i'm so upset that cute is what we aim for broke up!"

Cute fan #2: "yeah but at least Dave, Jeff, and Mikey have started Nocturnal Me"

by cutefansgonenocturnal September 2, 2009

Nocturnal YouTuber

A person that makes YouTube videos at night.

"Look at those add times he must be a Nocturnal YouTuber!"

by MoonlightMuseum January 12, 2008

Nocturnal beeb

Some one who is so annyoing/stupid/gay that there is no better word or chain of words to explain him/her by.

little girls under the age of 14 are nocturnal beebs.

by Norton Johnson December 6, 2006

nocturnal sneeze

A variation of the nasal spray except that it is done whilst the partner is sleeping, catching them by surprise. The results are similar to that of the angry dragon, except that no oral interaction is involved, but she will be plenty angry nonetheless.

My girlfriend was too tired for sex, so while she was sleeping I gave her a nocturnal sneeze.

by MutantStrike December 9, 2008