Dipped in Vaseline

A man who is horny has a steel hardend dick and ready to go at it with a Chick.

Phone call ...... Yo girl Im at the crib dipped in vaseline ready to make you scream.....

by 1FreshCat May 03, 2010

vaseline on your forehead

When someone doesn't understand a joke, misses a joke or appears to laugh too long after a joke has been made.

"Looks like you have vaseline on your forehead again today!"

by workerofsocial October 09, 2015

queer anal butt fucking with vaseline

A song by the popular beatbox group gaynl. The song can be used to describe emotion wether it be good or bad.

"The new Quake 4 is queer anal butt fucking with vaseline!"
"My girlfriend just dumped me. This is beyond queer anal butt fucking with vaseline."

by ORLYGAYNLLOL January 04, 2006

vaseline my wein

When you rub the ol willy with sum Vaseline.

I just Want to Vaseline my wein and give sum fuk!!!

by Not vexilitys April 27, 2018

Vaseline Vag

a bag of microwaved Vaseline shoved up your fanny to use as a cum blocker

My Vaseline vag is bare sticky man

by Hshshdhdhhdhd June 08, 2017

Victor Vaseline

That one kid that likes anime a lot. Also enjoys compliments about how he looks like Frankie Munez. Also is a seaman. Enjoys long walks on the beach with his dog.

Wow Victor Vaseline really looks like Frankie Munez.

by Hello YAY May 09, 2010

Vaseline a drug?

This is the predecessor of Vaselphobia. This is where you ask the life changing question of Vaseline a drug? After asking this once or multiple times someone shall convince you that, "Yes, it is a drug". This shall go on to give you Vaselphobia.

"Vaseline a drug?" you ask. "Yes, on it right now!"

by Guxity August 02, 2023