nick

nick:(noun)a common typo that people make while they really mean to type dick
SoMeInstAntMessEnGer3957: omg i luv u nick!!!
nick: aww shucks
nick: thanks
nick: i love you too
SoMeInstAntMessEnGer3957: oh oops sorry
SoMeInstAntMessEnGer3957: i meant to say
SoMeInstAntMessEnGer3957: i luv ur dick!!!
by iloveyounick January 19, 2009
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a mean person who thinks life was created to make jokes on women and crush them
o man....that guy is such a nick. lets go
by mrplanter January 11, 2009
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nick, the type of autistic fuck that always wears glasses with his physcopathic glare.
nicks often have green eyes, and tan, or light skin with short brown hair. they can be partially deaf and often mistake words for many things that don't fit the scenario, he's a fucking dumbass.
he's a crusty cunt that doesn't wear chapstick, his lips look like a bleeding anus. nick doesn't wash his hair, and has a disgusting amount of dandruff.

he also wears alot of blue, orange, and green.
"that's such a nick thing to wear"
"stop being such a nick, cunt"
by littleboypussy January 24, 2017
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the definiton of a player, flirts with every female living thing, one who is disrespectful to girls, very self considerate, uses girls to make the love of his life jelous. secretly feeling sorry for himslef, and wants others to give him sympathy, but no one cares.
mark: i really like that new girl

scott: yeah, she cute, but i heard the last guy she dated was a total nick.

mark: damn, that suck, im sure shes really hurt.
by noonnneee. August 20, 2009
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nick"you're so beautiful baby"
girl "thank you"
nick"now lemme see them nudes"
by queenTay March 28, 2016
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a sack of POO that you light on fire and stomp on as a "joke".
loser wit out a girl one: quick lite the nick!

pranker one: i just did...run! run! run!
by hi five May 04, 2007
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Nice big douchebag
Is a super douchebag
Cant believe he's such a douchebag
Keeps being a douchebag
Man that tool is such a nick.
by nicka hata January 10, 2011
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