NFT

Non flushable turd, there are many varieties of nfts but me and it's all just shit
Some grip the bowl like a unsalted slug.

Others can be so high in fiber that they'll just float on the surface annoyingly smearing the sides of the bowl with every flush, some terrible human beings may even stack them one after the other as if they were randomly generated.

Hey mike check this out, there was a massive nft in the bathroom a full Metal Slug I had to take a picture, it's blocked up so bad broke the chain.

by Grifty Drifter January 26, 2022

NFT

When a goofy nigga looks dumb asf

Damnnnnn that nigga looks like an NFT

by offtheperc30 May 29, 2022

NFT

Non-Fungible Token or NFT is a Picture or a jpg,png that is used as a form of Cryptocurrency.

I just bought an NFT in the market!

by Clydish March 10, 2022

NFT

Ugly monkey jpegs, made for and by, dipshits

Dude, My NFT (Non-Functioning Testicle) has been sore lately

by Cheese_Racist March 7, 2022

NFT

A non-functioning testicle, or NFT, is a testicle in a human body that does not function.

That guys doctor sent him an NFT

by EDP4040450 February 2, 2022

Nft

Not Fucking Terrific

That drawing is such an NFT

by FlabbyPancakeSause January 22, 2023

NFT

Non-Fungible T-Shirt
A T-Shirt that is not replaceable usually because of a stain or sentimental value.

Jeff: "Im so sorry I spilled wine on your T-Shirt! I'll get that in the wash for you!"
Chad: "No worries bro, It's an NFT now. It's worth way more now!"

by SatiatedSkater February 4, 2022