NFT

Non Flushable Turd

“Mate what’s talking you so long in there I need to piss”
“We’ve got a giant NFT situation on our hands”

by CouldiBEwearinganymoreclothes January 25, 2022

NFT

Non flushable turd, there are many varieties of nfts but me and it's all just shit
Some grip the bowl like a unsalted slug.

Others can be so high in fiber that they'll just float on the surface annoyingly smearing the sides of the bowl with every flush, some terrible human beings may even stack them one after the other as if they were randomly generated.

Hey mike check this out, there was a massive nft in the bathroom a full Metal Slug I had to take a picture, it's blocked up so bad broke the chain.

by Grifty Drifter January 26, 2022

NFT

stands for; Nice Fucking Thighs

person1: “Nick has some NFT’s bro.”
person2: “real.”

by bighomiesoph October 29, 2022

NFT

A garbage and useless JPEG which costs a lot of money even when the average sane person can just right click and save the said picture. Notable examples of these vile JPEGs are the bored ape stuff.

Just got this nft! sold my grandma's ashes for it.

*screenshot sounds*

by imp fuck2 March 20, 2022

NFT

Nice Fucking Tits

person 1 : “yo look at them, they have NFT”
person 2 : “what’s NFT??”
person 3 : “Nice Fucking Tits dumbass”
person 2 : “OHHH”

by bitchless February 1, 2022

NFT

Non-Fungible T-Shirt
A T-Shirt that is not replaceable usually because of a stain or sentimental value.

Jeff: "Im so sorry I spilled wine on your T-Shirt! I'll get that in the wash for you!"
Chad: "No worries bro, It's an NFT now. It's worth way more now!"

by SatiatedSkater February 4, 2022

NFT

A non-functioning testicle, or NFT, is a testicle in a human body that does not function.

That guys doctor sent him an NFT

by EDP4040450 February 2, 2022