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newbie (n00b)

Anyone who plays the sport of paintball using a plastic gun, namely, anything made by Brass Eagle.
That God-damn newbie broke his barrel off when he tripped over that beaver dam.
by Superfly667 March 20, 2003
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Newbie Josh

Anybody who thinks that they are more 1337 than me, and named josh.
That Newbie Josh got on Kevin.
by Lord Phazon X March 30, 2005
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gym newbie

A gym newbie or gym noob is a newly joined unexperienced member of a gymnasium (usually due to New Years resolutions that they will not see fulfilled) they are an irritating breed.

Well known for EZ curling in the squat rack and forgetting to return weights after use and swarming the gymnasium.

We can only hope these vile creatures return to their lethargic ways of life by the end of January and leave the rest of the men molded by the iron to continue in their journey of personal improvement.

If you are a gym newbie you must wear this title in shame until you have accomplished one year of hard training and made well deserved hard earned gains. After this you shal be greeted as a brother among the iron generation.

CP - MC
by ShadowsAndDust January 5, 2014
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newbie scum

Someone new to a discussion forum who is not qualified to make witty input to the community.
From the Phrase "fuck off and die newbie scum", common amongst the people of Carter's World.
by Pugwash February 18, 2005
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neslie

one fucking fine ass flip chick thats fkn crazy as FUCK at cs holler.
....neslie ur fucking fine
by deprivEd February 1, 2004
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Newbie

What Dr.Cox usually calls J.D (from the sitcom Scrubs.)
"listen here newbie..."And then after that being follwed by a rant.
by CommitedScrubsFan May 25, 2008
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Nessie

a. A serpent-like monster rumored to be living in Loch Ness.

b. Rumored to be the child of Bella and Edward Cullen. Her real name is Reneesme, which comes from combining the names of Bella and Edwards moms, Renee and Esme. It takes Nessie only 6 years to be fully grown, and since she's extra speshul, she even glows like radioactive waste. It is also rumored that werewolf Jacob imprints on her. Her existence is accepted among many, but is still unproven.
a. Oh my God, I just saw Nessie poke her head out of the loch!

b. A few days before the release of Breaking Dawn, rumors of Bella and Edward's child Nessie leaked onto the internet, causing weeping and gnashing of teeth as people denied it. The main argument for this being fake was that it was impossible for vampires to have children. Others claimed it was ridiculous. Either way, it brought many lulz.
by Vikizao September 26, 2008
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