by TurnAroundIdiot March 8, 2024

FUCK OFF. GENUINELY FUCK OFF.
MOTHERFUCKERS GENUINELY HAD TO MAKE A WHOLE ASS DAY JUST TO GRAB BOOBS. GO TO PORNHUB OR SOME SHIT AND MASTURBATE WITH YOUR 2 INCHER YOU LONELY ASS MOTHERFUCKING, FUCKING LOOK AT HENTAI OR SOME SHIT YOU FUCKING FETISH-RIDDEN DISGRACE. STOP SEXUALLY ASSAULTING RANDOM WOMEN ON THE STREETS, GO KYS.
MOTHERFUCKERS GENUINELY HAD TO MAKE A WHOLE ASS DAY JUST TO GRAB BOOBS. GO TO PORNHUB OR SOME SHIT AND MASTURBATE WITH YOUR 2 INCHER YOU LONELY ASS MOTHERFUCKING, FUCKING LOOK AT HENTAI OR SOME SHIT YOU FUCKING FETISH-RIDDEN DISGRACE. STOP SEXUALLY ASSAULTING RANDOM WOMEN ON THE STREETS, GO KYS.
Person/Boy 1: “omg it’s National Grab Boob Day!!1 let me go grab that random woman’s racks, she look like she’s got the whole ass bakery!! with that dumpy too!!1”
Person/Boy 2: *punches* “wtf dude that’s disgusting, you can’t just go sexually assault women”
Person/Boy 2: *punches* “wtf dude that’s disgusting, you can’t just go sexually assault women”
by turbowashere March 26, 2022

On August 31st is National Send Boobs Day on this Day females are to send Boobs to anybody who asks.
by John Issac August 31, 2022

National Grab boob day is when you grab your girlfriend's tits and squeeze it. National Grab Boob day is on December 12th along with National Grab Ass
by bobby kills December 12, 2021

A national holiday on August 6th where all people of all genders that appreciate boobs, come together and celebrate!
“Hey dude what did you post in your story”
“Oh that? That’s my girls boob in my mouth!”
“why tho?”
“because it’s national boob lover day”
“Oh that? That’s my girls boob in my mouth!”
“why tho?”
“because it’s national boob lover day”
by kylerocks August 4, 2021

Hi Girlllsss! YOU KNOW it's that month, last month it was skipped, so i get to massage your boobs! ITS NATIONAL MASSAGE BOOBS DAYYYYY!!!!
by Omran's lover October 16, 2019

The day where boobs must be celebrated! The internet definition date of National Boob Day is August 2.
by luna is my dog jack is my cat August 4, 2021
