Nard

A. To carry your team on your back
B. To completely destroy some by shitting on their face
C. Weaving in and out of massive moving crowds
D. What ever floats your boat
E. To hit some one with a hot chocolate mug

A. Nard dog ran train
B. I just narded that bitch
C. We narded hardcore after the Penn State game
D. Using nard as a verb, noun, or adjective in any situation
E. He narded that bitch to death

by thenardmaster October 31, 2010

nard

A mangina'd male or a pretty funny insult

Andrew has such a nard...
or
Andrew is such a nard...

by Fathom Futon May 13, 2006

Nard

A Nard is combination of a nerd and a retard.

Wow, that person is such a Nard.

by lakersgirl373 May 25, 2009

nards

a stupid person, usually pervy and stupid, makes u feel like your stupid and is just a creeper

what a nards

by nardzilla7897 June 14, 2010

nard

nerd/retard

What a nard!

by Saiyan_toilet July 7, 2003

Nard

A word used to discretely point out a person of Asian descent or a homosexual male.

Did you see that fuckin' Nard over there? What a loser.

by The creator of nard December 26, 2009

Nard

One who transcends being a nerd by being both extremely technically and intellectually well versed in a field but also considered extremely cool by the general public.

Bill Gates is a computer nerd but Thom Yorke is a music nard.

by Shawnnabis March 19, 2015