An act of revenge: When seeing a person who has pissed you off or you otherwise don't like in a restaurant, you first must pose as a staff member of the establishment. Then take their napkin holder off of the table pretending to refill it. Then take the first napkin and wipe your ass with it. bring the holder back to the table and wait for your victim to hopefully wipe their mouth with it unsuspectingly.
by The Big BEENJAMMIN July 28, 2011
When a future llama in disquise drags a watermellon under his furl, causing a mellow dramatic reaction within the mutation core upon which a thousand baby seals tremble in ecstasy as rush limbah beats them off with a rusty iron pole.
Unfortunatly, we need more cowbell Sir Napkin.
by ABaconborrito January 30, 2009
I am SO tired of all these napkin americans having opinions on black women's hair on the bird site today
by theupdog March 29, 2022
A Fah Dit. Can be found in the wild hunting down sales bonuses. Lacks inherent empathy of fully licensed Funeral directors. Snowflake in nature, melts in the heat of the kitchen. Has no chill.
by DrowningFish69 May 14, 2022
You: Damn bro, you have hot pockets?
Friend: Yeah, why?
You: I'm gonna cook one. Got any paper towels?
Friend: Na, but there are some harlem napkins in the bathroom.
Friend: Yeah, why?
You: I'm gonna cook one. Got any paper towels?
Friend: Na, but there are some harlem napkins in the bathroom.
by kevin padillac July 20, 2010
by Neil Mahoney September 28, 2007
by dirty vagina February 6, 2011