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Dikembe Mutombo'd

to get rejected by a person you are trying to take home.
"After Jeremiah bragged about how he was going to bang a slut tonight, only to see her leave with another man, I went up to him and yelled in his face, " Damn boy, you just got dikembe mutombo'd.
by rosco ruxpin October 25, 2006
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mujo

Mujo is generally used nickname (in Bosnia and Herzegovina as well as in other countries of ex Yugoslavia region) for someone whose name is Mustafa (eng. Mustapha). This nickname is commonly used as name of main character in urban jokes. It has also been used by Serbian propaganda to represent Muslims of the region as stupid , bad mannered, impolite etc.
Mujo is walking down the street carrying scissors. His friend sees him and asks why you are carrying scissors. Mujo replies I had a call from the E.R. (emergency room) they told me that my mother in law’s life is hanging by a thread.
by taraigochee-sama July 26, 2006
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mujo

mujo is a type of hot gum thats hotter then hell it is also a nickname for a gymnastics person that hates the gym and he it only hangs out with girls
its hot as mujo.
by LloydTDM June 24, 2019
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muttony

Muttony is the other deadly sin and involves intimate relations between man and sheep. The most sinful act involves the eating of the sheep after inimacy.
That man is guilty of muttony most foul! He not only laid with the beast, he ate of it as well!
by Gore Vidal January 7, 2009
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mutton dagger

red fella, love truncheon, pork sword, skin flute, todger, willy, penis.
I've got 'Ludo' tatooed on my mutton dagger, but when it is fully extended it says 'Llandudno'.
by Jon, Fred, Phil. July 31, 2003
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mutton shutters

Dirty filthy flaps which look like bits of old mutton and probably taste the same but you wouldn't want to try
by POWER B May 13, 2003
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mutton drapes

His throbbing thrill hammer eased its way into her puffy mutton drapes
by Statler April 21, 2008
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