Mojave Muncher

The name for an act of foreplay in which the recieving party turns their blowdryer on full blast while pointing it directly into their partners mouth, causing extreme dryness, making the tongue rather "cat-like". The partner then proceeds to perform oral sex. The acts name derives from its extreme dryness, and to be quite honest. . . the chafing.

"i thought he was gonna go down and get me all wet but he pulled a surprise Mojave Muncher and damn near sanded my clit off! Goddam, i say Goddam!!!"

by themojavemuncher February 25, 2015

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Durry-Muncher

a person that eats cigarettes like its their dinner, a fucking spastic.

L!am is such a Durry-Muncher

by BAZZA ONE July 15, 2019

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Bourbon muncher

Usually a working class sob who goes around putting others down with their harsh, negative and idiotic insults to hide their own insecurities... While he snacks on some bourbons!

Wow, that Jason kid sure is a bourbon muncher ,look at the size of him.

by Just_Flash July 25, 2016

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cheese-muncher

1) A person who is aroused by ones body cheeses.

2) A person who eats fromunda cheese / ear cheese / boob cheese/ butt cheese

3) Booty sweat / Ass Juice

4) Residence of Wisconsin

5) An act you can pay a hooker to do for a price

Mayor of Munchy: "Hey McFly, I got this girl in Green Bay to do something nasty!"

McFly: " What? When you went deer hunting in the U.P. for a week?"

Mayor of Munchy: "Ya Dude, our last day there, I meet a cheese-muncher!"

McFly: "Huh?"

Mayor of Munchy: "She ate my fromunda cheese. It was so gross!"

by Cheese4green September 23, 2011

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