Mossed

Football slang for being fucking someone in the ass.

Guy 1: Wow you see that guy Mossed that pussy!
Guy 2: Yeah what a bitch.

by McMoss18 September 25, 2010

Mossed

To be beat badly at an event. Derived from the all-pro nfl star Randy Moss and his historic 2007 campaign. Normally used to say that you destroyed someone else in a competition. Kind of like saying pwned.

Commentator: And the final score is, Redskins, 37, Cowboys, 10.
Redskins fan: HAHA! MOSSED! SUCK IT BITCH!
Cowboys fan: Sigh....

by Midgetyman567 December 18, 2008

moss

A mini-boss, one who has the potential to one day become a boss, but currently does not possess the adequate skills required to be a boss.

Hey fuck stick, your not a real boss, your only a moss!

by Frederick Perry January 8, 2009

moss

To take a huge, gnarly, semi-liquified shit.

Chuck stopped by my house on his way home because he had to moss.

by Daylizzle October 26, 2008

Moss

Originally used in football, it is now being used to indicate that you have destroyed someone in a verbal, or physical manner.

Person one; example a: Hoh? Badass you say? That's what you classify yourself as? Deplorable. What a vain piece of trash you are. Remember this, 'Badass'; for every badass with such conceit as yours, there's always someone badder.

Person two: Mossed.


Person one; example b: MAN; what happened to you?!

Person two: He got mossed.

by An_Epic_Alias September 25, 2008

Moss

An extreme case of aggression or beastiness...being like randy moss.

Something perfect or perfected

A moment of perfection.

(Noun): Mosstosity

(Verb): Mossed

Did you see that catch he made in football...it was so moss.

by TheDillKing2 February 1, 2010

moss

Ultra heavy and dirty wordfuneral doomword band from the UK.

Hey, these Moss guys are so fucking heavy! Where's the noose?

by yaddith October 21, 2003