The Swedish Moris Dance

This involves building a large pile of faeces, over a period of months, keeping it stored in a cool, dry place to esnure maximum conservation. One should then invite their partner over for a 'romantic dinner'. Following this, an invitation to Moris Dance. Whilst dancing force them into the cupboard and rub their face in the excrement. Then lock the cupboard, and proceed to ejaculate on the door handle, mixing it with superglue. Then proceed to sing the swedish national anthem until she can get out of the cupboard. Upon exiting her hand will become glued to the door handle, and mixed with the giz. Then shit on her feet and invite a swedish man over to regail her with a tale of the old country of sweden.

Last night I gave some girl with one leg The Swedish Moris Dance. She called the police and I'm facing 3 years in jail.

by Justice Crime February 4, 2007

TNT Memento Mori

TNT-Memento Mori is a crew a RDR2 that supports a pedophile. The TNT part is an abbreviation for Trash n Terrible. Owner of the crew is TNT-MIKKIM_, but he hides like a pussy on alternate accounts.

TNT Memento Mori gets their ass kicked on RDR2 by other crews.
TNT Memento Mori gets slaughtered by Murphy’s Law and hides in the lobby from ML (Murphy’s Law)

by TNT-MIKKIM_ May 8, 2022

malo mori qaum foedari

Latin for: Death Before Dishonor

the translation needs no example

by Ali SK August 29, 2005

Moriese

Really outgoing person super attractive and huge dick

Moriese is super fun to be around

by Moriese May 30, 2018

Sa mori tu

"Sa mori tu" is a romanian expression that means "no way", but directly translated to "will you die". It is used as an exclamation for something that is shocking and you don't believe it's true even if it actually is. It can also be accompanied by the word "coaie".

Person A: "You won't believe what happened! My friend hooked up with her hot neighbor."
Person B: "Sa mori tu, coaie!... I can't believe she would do that."

by NeonFascist003 November 3, 2022

Mori Sleep

When you fall a sleep for a short amount of hours and your brain simply goes through your thoughts, in a state where you're conscious with only your thoughts while time feels faster

I've been dealing with some serious mori sleep lately

by LowJoe420 July 2, 2023

mory

smartest person in the world so cool and hot and knows everything best s/o out there

look how cool mory is

i wish i was mory

by yomommaballs July 5, 2021