Monkey Face

When a man has a shave and save the clippings, then during sex cums on his partners face and preceeds to throw the clippings on top on the cum to make his partnet look like a monkey.

Ryan cum on Chris's face and threw beard clippings on him to give him a monkey face.

by ddada February 20, 2014

chocolate monkey face

See 'monkey face' but instead of semen human excrement is used

Male collects his faeces in a jar and applies to face of female, her pubic shavings are then applied to the excrement. Called chocolate monkey face

by Pubemunchinglolipop5 December 27, 2013

monkey face piece of shit

Dude that has too many plastic bottles.

Why do you have so many plastic bottles, you monkey face piece of shit?

by Fpicard September 27, 2013

Monkey face

Alan walker’s favourite sexual fetish

TOP DEFINITION
monkey face
a peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male,at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a money shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!
"alright Emma can i give you a monkey face?"

Not an inside joke

Monkey face

by Dirtydogger101 September 10, 2020

slip monkey face

a man whose face is very big, and wrinkly looks as if his face has been ran over by a car.

wow that man has a slip monkey face.

by charlieman12 November 1, 2010

monkeyfriends

An 18 year old livejournal celebrity/drama-whore named Nicole who got knocked up by a 25 year old kid who lives with his parents, and is now having twins! The drama never ends.

Damn, monkeyfriends is pregnant again.

by Al Sharpton June 27, 2003

monkeyforce

a secret group of monkeys after the notorios ownagest cap'n rain the quester. they are gonna try and kill cap'n rain the quester who will survive at all costs! by the way hes a pirate, arr

the monkeyforce are comin mateys! ill take these bastards

by raikean October 20, 2008