safe sex money shot 

the sexual act of ejaculating into a condom then slapping or throwing the condom on the partner's face thus practicing a safe sex money shot

I have an extreme case of herpes so I only do safe sex money shots on girls I like, while a bare back money shots on whores.

safe sex money shot by faboka December 2, 2009

coca-cola money shot 

You take a soda, sit down, and crack it open. Instantly, it fizzes out and sprays you with anything from a thin mist to the entire damn can.

You have just been the victim of a coca-cola money shot (also called a soda money shot).

Abernathy: "Gosh, it's been a long day; hand me a soda, will ya?"
Bernard: "No problem. *hands him a delicious carbonated beverage*"
Abernathy: "Thank you, my kind fellow! *cracks open tab* *is instantly victim of coca-cola money shot* GOODNESS GRACIOUS!"
Bernard: "Dear boy, you may want to take this to a more private room. *chortles*"

coca-cola money shot by Iin April 23, 2012

the money shot 

Used in the adult film industry to describe the climax shot. This is usually when the male creams on the females breasts or in her mouth. Or in the case when Tom nuts on another male.

Tom was taking the 7 train home one night when he engaged in a gang bang with 5 hung indian men. They gave hime a dirty sanchez and then came the money shot all over his face. They procceded to shave his pubes and head and placed the hair on his cum soaked face to give him the abe lincoln look. When Tom got home his dad saw a pink sock hanging from his ass from the pounding he took and he said "welcome to the club son."

the money shot by Mr. Excitement August 6, 2006

Spider money shot 

This is the arachnid version of the common finishing scene in a porn. When the female spider eats the male spider at the end of making love, this is the spider money shot.

Also sometimes defined as the result if Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive Brazilian Wandering spider and developed Priapism, the state of a permanent erection, and could spurn spider silk from his urethra. The end result would be a series of literal money shots with his webbing in order to rescue and or defeat a villain.

PETER!
SORRY AUNT MAY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO GIVE YOU A SPIDER MONEY SHOT.

Spider money shot by spidermoneyshot November 9, 2010

JT Money Shot 

Named after the rapper JT Money, who's immortal song "Who Dat?!" briefly topped the charts. The song featured insightful lyrics that, while potentially becoming repetitive, showed insight, clarity, and offered truly probing questions concerning the problems of living the hard life.

The JT Money shot, therefore, depicts the scene in a porn movie, where the female porn star is jizzed upon by an unknown donor, or perhaps by several unknown acquaintances. The mysterious origins of the jizm are then left to be determined by a series of questions...

Porn Watcher 1: "Ah, did you catch that JT Money Shot? She got that shit ALL OVER HER FACE!!!"

Porn Watcher 2: "Yeah, but did you catch a response? All I heard was Who Dat, Who Dat, Who Dat, Who Dat, Who Dat, Who Dat, Who????"

JT Money Shot by Ms. Fat Booty January 18, 2008

pile driver money shot 

It is when you are having sex in the "pile driver" position. The man applying the "pile driving" then pulls out to cum all down the face and tits of the person that is upside down in the pile driver receiver position. Because the receiver is in the upside down position, all the cum that shoots onto her tits, will still drip down onto her face.

I got so excited pile driving my girlfriend while she was upside down with her ass and pussy in the air, that I pulled out to cum, and all the cum sprayed downward all over her face and tits. The "pile driver money shot" makes the best cum on face.

pile driver money shot by whtronin February 18, 2018

South Florida Money Shot 

Mistakenly spraying one's face with bug spray, sunscreen, etc., usually due to not insuring nozzle is pointed away from the face before application

Heidi forgot to check the bugspray nozzle before test spraying and gave herself a South Florida Money Shot

South Florida Money Shot by portlandyakuza August 24, 2019