milford

-verb (usually with pinky finger) to put or place an object into urethral opening of human penis.

Betty likes to milford Chuck with 1/4 inch hexagon head screws.

by Jacob R November 8, 2007

Milford NJ

Milford New Jersey may be a tiny little town, but let me tell you, it is definately one of the best places to live ever! =

Small towns are absolutely amazing, specifically, Milford NJ!

by bell103 March 10, 2009

Milford Haven

Bunch of teenagers who think they're hard because they bought drugs off Dodgy Dan but we all know it was just stinging nettles laced with weed killer. Also the school is fucked due to a change in management. Friday nights are the only time of the week when external observers can judge the town as objectively normal

Milford Haven is completely normal- Crack Head Craig on a Friday night

by Dodgy Dan July 10, 2019

Milford, CT

Home of many snowboard punks. Used to be a quiet seashore town until wierd bald-headed middle aged men started moving in. Home of Subway sandwich shop. The people there are kind of wierd, they call the subways, grinders.

90% of the Gross domestic spending in milford is in their strip clubs or the "boutique" located off of exit 40.

Milford, CT is where someone who can't afford to live in affluent towns such as Norwalk or Stamford lives

by leo cuban May 28, 2006

Milford Sangria

Fill pint glass with ice, fill 3/4 of the way with Paisano wine and top with a Orange Soda. Stir.
Caution: your teeth will turn purple.

Warning: You could substitute with Rine wine, but things may get crazy!

Jim: Whats you drinking tonight?
Sally: Give me one of those Milford Sangria's

by ThePTL October 25, 2011

Milfordian

Someone from the village Milford, south of England.

"I'm from Milford"
"Ahh, you're a Milfordian?!"

by leela-lo January 1, 2012

Milford cheese

Adjective: describing the most gnarly, gutteral, situations. Not limited to covering speech and subject matter

So I was fucking (insert name)…. That shit was straight up Milford cheese.

The other night I was eating hobo cock and it tasted like Milford cheese bro.

by hogcanyon September 7, 2022