What guys have when they drive lifted trucks, burn their tires off to the point where their transmission fails, and roll coal constantly.
Jeff: Yo that sick head totally has a fucking micropenis. Look at him in his PoS lifted truck rollin coal.
Jeff #2: Yeah he totally has a micro.
Jeff #2: Yeah he totally has a micro.
by Slimmy Fresh June 09, 2021
A micropenis is a flaccid penis that is 2" or less and often under 1" in size. Many men think this is the worst thing that can happen to a man but this is not nearly the case. There are many men into having a micropenis and there are men that work on making their penises as small as possible: google micro penis maker to see the sleeve the use and an extremely small, less than 1" penis. There are women into it too including many that are turned on by small penis humiliation and sissy training.
by Spandexfun January 26, 2022
by Pewdiepiefangirl April 03, 2020
When you’ve played fantasy football for 16 years but you have the same record as they guy who joined just to make jokes and drink beer.
by Jarvis Javar javarius Jamar October 28, 2018
Look at that micropenis! ewww!
by Bigdickalus snurgus January 29, 2024