Melli Balcer is so hot. Even though she has boys (and girls) wrapped around her finger she will always choose that one boy who wants absolutly nothing to do with her. Melli has big boobies and a messy room.
by Biggerballsack November 21, 2023
Get the Melli Balcermug. A delightful individual who I love very much. They have big ol blue eyes and pleasant facial features, and to top it all off, they give wonderful hugs. Melly is an ideal person to snuggle with because they let you rest your head on their chest and have a nap. Melly is tall which is good for reaching things on the top shelf and intimidating small children, however if they put their brothers God awful skeleton mask on one more time, I will die. Melly is a fantastic baker and can eat unreasonable amounts of food, which although very impressive, does make me nervous for our future food shopping Bill's.
'How are you, melly?'
'I'm good, I just had a small breakfast of 3 pieces of bacon, 2 bits of toast, a bowl of cereal, 2 muffins, some noodles and a spooky pink cake.'
'I'm good, I just had a small breakfast of 3 pieces of bacon, 2 bits of toast, a bowl of cereal, 2 muffins, some noodles and a spooky pink cake.'
by Helga mcgelga November 3, 2019
Get the Mellymug. A cold hearted brunette big lip widow, Mellie murdered 6 of her own amongst her late wife. Mellie has a drinking problem. Mellie goes to rehab now. Don’t be a mellie.
by Mellie Alvarez-Hoyos July 19, 2022
Get the Mellie Alvarez-Hoyosmug. Mellis is a couple, Miles Kane and Ellis Bartlett.
They definitely shag in their spare time. They deny it but all the signs are obvious
They definitely shag in their spare time. They deny it but all the signs are obvious
Person 1: “Did you see the photos of Ellis and Miles?”
Person 2: “Yes they definitely shagged after that #mellismoment”
Person 2: “Yes they definitely shagged after that #mellismoment”
by ConeAlCult March 21, 2022
Get the Mellismug. 
person 1: them too look so cute together definitely a “mellis” moment going on there
person 2: i bet they shag after concerts
person 2: i bet they shag after concerts
by mileskanelovesellis’feet69 November 20, 2021
Get the mellismug. by jimowe December 29, 2006
Get the melly ussmug.