Mathew 

soft cock faggot

bro mathew is such a soft cock, nobdody likes a sooky soft cock

Mathew by xxgamerxladyxx April 29, 2019

Mathew 

A Mathew May seem nice and funny but he really i a dead body fucking Spick. He loves to fuck dead bodies any day of the week. The only issue is he has aids. But on the other hand his friend Jonah has a massive cock.

Friend: I have a Mathew

Friend 2 : oh really

Friend 3 : oh really well I have a Jonah with a massive respect for women sooo...

Mathew by Fat crackdad August 6, 2019

Mathew 

Mathew means is a good friend gives you money if you need it. The bad thing is he is kinda too loud in class because he laughs so loud.

He is such a mathew!!

Mathew by Hrhbrbtnrnr November 3, 2019

Mathew 

This man is not even Italian

Not it, don't be a Mathew

Mathew by Smartass 6969420 November 19, 2019

Mathew 

This man is not even Italian

Stop it don't be a mathew

Mathew by Smartass 6969420 November 19, 2019

Mathew 

The most annoying kid you will meet. He is also so gay but will make you laugh.

You are such a Mathew

Mathew by Mathew is gay March 6, 2020

Mathew 

Mathew with one t. Because he likes the kids. Banned from every school, petting zoo, and farm. Can’t be within 50 feet of a child or goat.

Dude look at Mathew mounting that goat in the bushes!

Mathew by Jack1214 September 12, 2020