Matador

A seldom used technique used in the art of exposing ones genitals to unsuspecting friends, family, or total strangers.
To perform the Matador one must first remove his pants and then drape his coin purse over the front of his boxers. The Matador must then hold his pants in front of his body creating the illusion that they are still on. Once all of the viewers/victims/bulls are looking, the Matador must side step his pants to reveal his testicular fortitude.

Just as Danny caught our attention by yelling OLE, all of us in the room watched in horror as he side stepped his pants and revealed to us the glorious disaster that is, THE MATADOR.

by VINAPBC24 May 29, 2008

makafui

I will praise him

I will praise my Lord my God (Makafui)

by Its good September 27, 2018

el matador defense

A lackluster, low-effort form of defense in which the defender simply reaches for the ball and then quickly pulls his hand away -- similar to how a matador pulls his cape out of the way of a charging bull -- as the offensive player drives by him for an easy shot at the hoop.

Kobe keeps running on the paint! I wish Lebron James stop playing el matador defense on Kobe.

by El-Matador December 25, 2010

Matagess

The act of making love to an owl

He got drunk on his families camping trip and matagess until the cops were called.

by Jeff Betcoats May 4, 2010

matadoring

Verb (passive) - Allowing others to do a significant portion of a task then, finish the task and claim credit for all the effort.

I was matadoring when I let my friend carry my son because, when we arrived at the reception, I carried him.

by The Hermits August 26, 2016

matado

1) in Spanish, this can mean an excessively hard-working student; a grind; a "tryhard"; usually endearing
2) can sometimes carry negative connotations, as do the terms "nerd" and "geek."

1) Woah, you got 100% on the test?! You're such a matado.

2) Look at him—he probably studies all day. What a stupid virgin matado.

by juanchungus September 11, 2020

mata nui

A giant robot from bionicle which was created to rebuild a world then he went to sleep

So did you know that the island of mata nui is a mask for a giant robot

by Jurassic Park fan October 2, 2021