Food masochist

when u eat food ur body cant handle or eat food that is too spicy/salty/sweet etc but you still eat it bc ! u hate urself anyway and 2 u dont give a shit

"im such a food masochist!!!"

"a what"
"i ate ice cream yesterday but im lactose intolerant so i shat my brains out!!!"

by Transdicky June 22, 2016

douche masochist

A douche masochist is an unusual douche who actually knows he's a douche but revels in the pummeling he takes because of his douchebag ways.

Sir Dick is a Douche Masochist because he knows he's a douche and goes out of his way to provoke getting shit on for it.

by speedshift September 17, 2014

X-masochist

Someone who continues to subject themselves to Christmas activities -- Secret Santa, carolling, etc. -- despite feeling painfully awkwardness at the event.

Ryan's uncomfortable laughter at the Secret Santa Pot Luck indicated he was an X-masochist.

by Santastic January 8, 2008

holy masochist

a priest that likes to get beaten like a sorry child

Haily like getting beaten by her holy masochist while Alan watches sinfully (ben and ashley are in the other room turning eachother into negros while eating clamhats and watching MCR<33!!!!11!!!!1!!!)

by TURBONEGRO June 20, 2006

sado-masochist

one who enjoys pain being done to themselves and others. people like these are slitters, sadists, etc.

the sado masochist loved the monster truck destruction derby, especially when he jumped in front of the cars.

by jdunmer1018 March 9, 2005

Midwestern masochist

A blue collar voter from the American Midwest who consistently votes against their own interests in successive elections.

Those Midwestern masochists have been voting reliably for Democrats for decades.

by deplorable#45 March 8, 2023

comedic masochist

Someone who loves to watch comedies or comedic things, but never laughs

I new it was funny, but for some reason I didn't even smile... I must be a comedic masochist.

by lrdkelvin June 22, 2016