An incredibly fat person. In particular, a Land Manatee has little in the way of recognizable skeletal structure. Rolls of
fat disguish the neck, as well as much of the arms and legs.
Unlike the real Manatee which arguably faces the threat of extinction, the Land Manatee enjoys ever growing numbers thanks to North America's penchant for fatty food and over eating. The Land Manatee faces no natural predators and lives primarily off fast food and
frozen TV dinners, though they are also known to eat vast quantities of pretty much
everything.
Burger King Employee: "Our deeper fryer is empty! I mean the
grease is completely gone, sucked
dry."
Manager: "Land Manatees....Get the harpoon
gun, they can't have gone far."