My "man not man" replaces the super irritating "its complicated" status and also expands on ambiguous relationships. My man not man could be a friends with benefits, a recent break up that didn't quite stick so you're still talking a little, being barely married, dissatisfaction with the relationship you're in, or any other semi-relationship.
Me: You are never going to guess what happened today.
Her: What?
Me: My phone butt dialed my man not man today. We never talk on the phone - just text. So -
Her: Wait butt dialed today - it's Valentine's Day!
Me: Oh shit you're right! This is a disaster!
Her: What?
Me: My phone butt dialed my man not man today. We never talk on the phone - just text. So -
Her: Wait butt dialed today - it's Valentine's Day!
Me: Oh shit you're right! This is a disaster!
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what men who are straight for Lana Rhoades but gay for Sahil call gay intercourse via the anus also know as homosexual sex
by leahfiveninefoureverafterhigh December 25, 2022
"Did you happen to attend last night's amateur radio club meeting?" "Yes, a lot of man-on-man-splaining."
by addat November 13, 2023
a rich, handsome, disgustingly wealthy man who makes no money due to his garbage luck in this universe.
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