Farty Marty

Farty Marty had a party and all the farts were there,
Tutti Fruity laid a beauty and they all went out for air.

Farty Marty had a party, Tutti Fruity let a beauty, and everyone had to go out for air.

by Mick Russom August 7, 2009

Marty moment

this is when you have a sexually arousing moment

i was kissing this boy and he so took a marty moment and hit me on the leg

by Frank MacE February 28, 2010

Martyn

A pro at going down on women. best oral sex you will ever receive.

omg i had a multiple orgasm, you are such a martyn.

by cokey smurf April 8, 2010

Stay at Home Martyr

A. One who chooses to stay home and do "the most important job in the world" (caring for children) full time through a gross deposit of entitlement with no means of income of their own. B. One who feels and expresses to others that their role as a non-working parent makes them the most vital function in a family unit and possibly even the world. C. One's ex-wife.

"Ron told me the other day that I will need to get a job when the alimony ends next year. Obviously he doesn't appreciate that I do the most important job in the world. He deserves to pay me 2/3rds of his paycheck and continue to support all my wants and needs even though I wanted the divorce."

"I take on so much more than anyone could imagine. I couldn't possibly get a job - that would be selfish. I would not be able to volunteer at the church or bake cookies for my son's class. I would never have "me time" - naps, tanning, pedis, manis, botox - I need those things to stay sane and be a good mother. Nobody values Stay at Home Martyrs - our jobs are 24-7."

by Tululah July 25, 2009

martyr

1. One who chooses to suffer death rather than renounce religious principles.
2. One who makes great sacrifices or suffers much in order to further a belief, cause, or principle.

A great show of suffering in order to arouse sympathy.


To inflict great pain on.

Accidently like a martyr -Warren Zevon

by Cliff Dickens May 2, 2004

maartje

the most amazing and beautiful person ever. never let her go if its in your life. She is very thicc🍑 she is loyal in a relationship. if you see her you by like woahh she is gorgeous.

a guy: wow what is she a beutyyy
a girl: that has to by a maartje

by karinn October 29, 2019

karma martyr

Someone who says something that's unpopular, but needs to be said, on a message board that supports the concept of karma ratings. The person will surely lose karma for their statement, despite the fact that it's true and can't be worded differently.

i might be a karma martyr, but that girl needs to put on at least 20 pounds.

by Liam Morley December 9, 2008