long johns

something that a guy wears to impress sexy girls on a first date.

that babe was all over those long johns

by Jacktheman August 8, 2007

Liquid Long Johns

The alcoholic sweater you wear on the inside, often giving you "warmth" in a number of drunk situations... mostly used in cases of courage or extreme stupidity...

Katie, the tube-top wearing, miniskirt-sporting hoochie mama took 8 shots of vodka and climbed into her liquid long johns, allowing her to brave the sub zero temperatures outside, thus leaving her jacket at home.

by megunami July 1, 2009

oh long johnsoning

A term used in the show: South Park as a type of meme in the episode "Faith Hilling". This meme is portrayed as a person continuously saying "Oh Long Johnson" in a dangerous situation.

A boy was Oh Long Johnsoning in the road. After he said "Oh Long Johnson" for the 5th time. A truck hit him on his Rearend, punishing him for Oh Long Johnsoning in the Traffic.

by thenegativedegree November 3, 2013

Dick Long Johnson

The best name for a male person possible.

Female: "So what's your name?"
Dick: "Dick Long Johnson."
Female: "Let's go to my place"

by Dick Long Johnson June 28, 2012

long johnson

a cock that is bigger than Mudbone's. Aka L.J.

Guy: Did you know that the Long Johnson can possibly kill you?
Girl: Oh really! O_O
*takes the LJ.. Girl: Oh noo!

by WhiteBoyG May 24, 2014

long johnson

a cock that is bigger than Mudbone's. Aka L.J.

Guy: Did you know that the Long Johnson can possibly kill you?
Girl: Oh really! O_O
*takes the LJ.. Girl: Oh noo!

by WhiteBoyG May 24, 2014

Long Johnson Larry

The creepy old white man at the public swimming pool who changes butt ass naked in front of little kids with his long penis and saggy balls flopping around.

Little kid scarred for the rest of his life: “Mommy, long Johnson Larry was changing in front of me again and told me to bend over”

by Nazi nigger69 March 28, 2020