Lolicon

oh god..

I'm calling the fbi.

you better fucking hide.

you know who you are

person 1- are you a lolicon? those girls on your phone look 7!

person 2- no!!! that's um..

person 1- what the fuck dude? Please don't tell me your attracted to her..

by someoneoutthereyoudontknow October 30, 2023

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People who likes loli
Controversial in the west, in Japan some people find it weird, in Taiwan almost everyone support it

See the definition of loli

Look at those redditors arguing are lolicons moral or not

by Lixie_ October 5, 2023

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the most annoying and faggy people out there, usually try to defend jacking off to anime of little girls getting fucked but fail miserably, their excuses are "its just a drawing" or "there are real problems in the world" like those stupid gayass pedofags say, despite their defense, its a drawing of a child

person 1 : hey dude whatcha watching
person 2 : loli hentai
person 1 : pfft, what a faggot lolicon
person 2 : hey its just pixels on a screen, *cries about it like a nigger*

by ilovehugeass56lawl August 3, 2023

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Lolicons are people who are attracted to Fictional Children, or as they like to call them, "Lolis", Lolis usually look like they're 4-10, but actually, they are a 1000 year old elemental bender who is half dragon half devil half angel half gay half lesbian half clown half human or something like that.

Whenever Lolicons get called out on their bullshit, they resort to using either the age excuse or the fiction excuse, both of which are worse than just admitting to liking kids.

Person 1: "Dude, I love Loli so much, I think I'm a Lolicon!"
Person 2: "what the fuck, what are you? a pedophile?
Person 1: "Dude, it's just a drawing, don't be so scared. and by the way, she's 9000 years old"
Person 2: "I'm filing a restraining order on you"

by Lictionary July 23, 2024

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Shotacon/Lolicon

The existence of "shotacons" and "lolicons" dates back to the Second World War, when Hitler was wiping society of the people he considered subhuman. He deemed the shotacons/lolicons subhuman because of their mental and physical delays due to them being severely inbred and overweight. The shotacons/lolicons were sent to the gas chambers, but the Nazis didn't have enough time to gas them all because of how diabolically obese they were; multiple of them didn't fit inside the gas chambers. Today, shotacons/lolicons always wine and compare themselves to those who suffered under the Nazis during the Second World War. Also; the majority of shotacons/lolicons honour their inbred ancestry by stroking their shit to incest hentai and fanfiction.

The springs of the mattress collapsed under the lolicon/shotacon's great mass, "holy shit!" Their mother cried, "when will you free me from this hell and go lose some weight?" She asked. "Not now mom, I'm gooning to lolis and shotas." Replied the shotacon/lolicon.

Then their mother was forced to exist the house as the overwhelming stench emanating off the shotacon/lolicon was killing her. She decided it was enough, then she unplugged the wifi router and prayed that that will motivate the shotacon/lolicon to lose some weight or atleast go for a walk.

And go for a walk they did. The shotacon/lolicon walked (waddled, actually that's too generous) they dragged their obese, blubbering; undulating body towards the local elementary school where they immediately busted everywhere and raped all of the 5 year olds in sight.

by Valk88 December 3, 2025

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