Loki

Loki is the sexiest man on all the 9 realms. He will probably edge you and overstimulate you while degrading and praising you.

Loki:Such a good little slit for me, aren't you pet?
Y/n:Yes! Only for you Loki!

by BarbJpap September 28, 2021

Loki

the hottest person alive
everyone prays to Loki🕯🧎 ♀️🙏

"Loki is the hottest person"
"yes"

by avbwjyjchsj June 07, 2021

loki

a slang for cocaine; an homage to the mythological god of mischief and strife.

"If Bob's getting married, you can bet Loki will be around"

by monkeybrew April 29, 2005

Loki

SEXIEST DUDE OF ALL TIME AND IF YOU LIKE YOU CAN UMMMMMM GO TO MY HOUSE FOR A BIT AND UMMMMMM THINGS CAN GET FRISKY

#YAMUMISAMAZING

Loki should hump me

by Slap,Ilikeher November 24, 2021

loki

The villain of Sam Abramson's upcoming Macromedia Flash game, Road Fighter. He looks like a cross between Agent Smith and an anime ninja. He plans to build a weapon that feeds on human qualities, but needs to find and capture people with high amounts of said qualities. So he kidnaps an uber-cute girl. However, the uber-cute girl's boyfriend happens to be a ninja, and now he's fucking pissed. So he goes after Loki.

Most of Loki's minions are potatoes with minds of their own. Sam will make french fries out of them to rescue Shaolyn.

by Crazed Ninja August 19, 2004

Loki

Someone who's annoying on a consistent basis.

He was really doing stuff he wasn't supposed to do. He's so annoying, I hope he stops being a Loki

by Bonbon_TheCat January 03, 2020

loki

an absolutely TERRIBLE cs player. quite possibly the worst in the world.

<loki> how do u buy the bomb?
<prism> ...

by roflcopter August 07, 2004