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Mahogany Lobotomy

The act of performing unprotected anal sex with a partner (or multiple) and then aggressively inserting it into the corner of your partner's eye.

Invented by Dingob3ded and tested by his buddy o' pal, D13khead.
Dude, she let me give her the Mahogany Lobotomy last night, and now the doctor said she has to wear an eye-patch for at least a couple weeks, she looks like a damn pirate, you reckon that's how eye patches came about?
by D13kb3ded August 7, 2024
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Lobotomy Blinker

The act of orally inhaling two Geek Bars on Pulse mode while simultaneously inhaling a THC cartridge on a battery that is on blue heat, about 1.5 seconds in remove the Geek Bars but keep inhaling the THC cartridge until it starts blinking. Apon the event of the battery blinking remove the THC cartridge from your mouth and keep the chemical smoke mixture in your lungs for at least the required amount of 45 seconds.
Clark: hi billy what the fuck is xavier on?
Billy: xavier took a motherfucking Lobotomy Blinker!
Xavier: ___ — _ —- ___
by Les Vondoo, on xbox live. April 2, 2024
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pre-lobotomy

Typically used when referring to a character in a television show or film who has undergone a noticeable and abrupt change from how they were originally introduced, often without any clear explanation or buildup.
Cat Valentine is such a silly character, I love her.

Yea, but I miss her character in season one, pre-lobotomy.
by Petroleum Jelly1231 November 9, 2025
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Lobotomy kaisen

the most retarded ass server someone will ever see, dont join that shit
"lobotomy kaisen is a server for nigfags"
by Neo 2.0 June 12, 2024
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Lobotomy Corporation

unemployed final boss made by project moon
you will play it and you cant stop playing it
digital fentanyl
ayin : what day are you on in Lobotomy Corporation?
angela : fuck you
by 𓂺 January 5, 2025
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Craig's Lobotomy List

The place to find employees to staff a front office.
First Patient: Did you ever notice how receptionist's have no personality ...? ...Where do they find such people??

Second Patient: Oh, they get them from Craig's Lobotomy List.
by phiddy February 19, 2010
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french lobotomy

When a lesbian couple gets oot the electric strapon, it's a bit rusty and the receiver gets a jolt all the way up to her frontal lobe.
Suzi's never been the same since her French lobotomy, now she won't go anywhere without that dinged-up old vibrator.
by SpaceQueen222 January 23, 2019
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