Amish Eye Liner

The act of dipping an uncircumcised penis into an ink bowl, then slapping a person in the eye(the receiver should close his/her eye) with the ink covered penis, creating the illusion that the person is wearing eye liner.

My wife ran out of make up, so I had to give her an amish eye liner.

by KongoJojo June 27, 2011

trash can liner

prophylactic, rubber

pick up line: will you hold a trash can liner for me?

by michael foolsley November 26, 2009

astronomical one-liners

The really geeky, nerdy, dweeby, and vomit-inducing phrases that nerds try to use to pick up sexy ladies.

Astronomical one-liners
"Hey sexy lady? Are you interested in astronomy? How about tonight you let me look at Uranus? I heard it's hard to find, but well worth the effort!"

"Excuse me lovely lady? Are you from Venus? Because you are so HOT! Did you know Venus has the hottest surface temperature? Just like you baby!"

"Hello sweet lady - there's no star-gazing like seeing you!"

"Hey baby - how about we go outside tonight? I heard that there's a full moon out."

"Hey lovely lady, you see that star up there in the sky? It's called Aldebaran, and it means lovely lady. Just like you."

"Hello sexy lady! How about tonight I teach you about the Big Bang theory? I can show you how those explosions made the whole universe!"

"Hello, sweet honey cupcake! Baby, how about tonight we go out and look at all the constellations? Tonight the Big Dipper is up - so what do you say. How about some big spooning honey?"

by Adel7 November 29, 2007

Fine Liner

A person or group of people who will only listen to you when you say something that they can make sound outrageous and takes what you mean jokingly as serious and what you mean seriously as a joke.

"I love animals."

"HOLY SHIT FRED JUST SAID HE HAS SEX WITH ANIMALS AND IS ALSO GONNA SHOOT UP THE WHOLE SCHOOL TO CANNIBALIZE EVERYONE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"

"Man, what a bunch of fine liners... wait don't kill m-"

by Bananaramaslamma July 03, 2018

End of liner

someone who might be found guilty of a misdeamor by the totalitarian government surveillance and then is consequently removed/discrimanted out from the gene pool without knowing.

being an othrodox jew in the mossad having ancesorts surviving the holocaust.... does it make your chances higher or lower to become an end of liner?

by Markus Hinderer, Bonn October 28, 2021

silver liner

A person who finds the good in even the worst of situations

That bitch is a silver liner, her metro card got stolen and she was glad it was a half-fare.

by Bullscomp April 19, 2014

Thomas Saf-T-Liner C2

The Thomas Saf-T-Liner C2 feels more like a car than a traditional school bus, with a design that prioritizes cost-cutting over the comfort and safety of its passengers. The ride quality is notably poor, with the bus delivering a rough, uncomfortable experience due to its lack of proper suspension and the rattling caused by loose parts. In addition to its dismal ride, the bus suffers from multiple issues such as electrical malfunctions, weak structural integrity from the use of glue in place of screws, and non-standard square lights instead of the more typical round ones found on other buses. Its blind spots are dangerous, making it difficult for the driver to monitor the surroundings, further compromising safety. To make matters worse, the bus’s large windows, while offering a wide view, cannot be rolled all the way down due to safety regulations, limiting air circulation and the comfort of passengers. Furthermore, the Thomas C2 has the most recalls according to the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA), highlighting its ongoing reliability and safety concerns.

That bus rattles so much. No wonder it's a Thomas Saf-T-Liner C2

by Bus238 February 11, 2025