Someone in the armed forces who is either on the sick, medically downgraded or cannot participate in planned physical training. Can also be used to describe someone who although physically 100% fit is incapable of completing simple manual tasks, e.g. running, marching etc
The limbs have taken on the constancy of a noodle, floppy and with no bone structure.
Someone who is afflicted with Noodle Limbs then becomes a Noodler e.g. someone who spends their day Noodling around not achieving anything constructive.
The limbs have taken on the constancy of a noodle, floppy and with no bone structure.
Someone who is afflicted with Noodle Limbs then becomes a Noodler e.g. someone who spends their day Noodling around not achieving anything constructive.
Alex: Why is Nick the Prawn not on PT today mate?
Ash: He injured himself on the run the other day, and has got proper Noodle Limbs now!
Ash: He injured himself on the run the other day, and has got proper Noodle Limbs now!
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"Pull up to my bumper baby, in your long black limousine ...pull up to my bumper baby, and drive it in between...shine your mean machine at me, I've got to blow your horn...".
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(or limboqueer) a fake and invalid sexuality that is an attraction to the dead regardless of form (ghost, ashes, corpses, etc.)
Limbosexuality is a hoax used against the LGBTQ+ community in order to demonize, stigmatize, and ruin their reputation. Don’t believe limbosexuals!!
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Get the limbosexuality mug.The name of two provinces in Belgium and Holland, situated next to each other and being in quite good terms with each other.
Both Limburgs are often seen as a retarded part of the country, or a province in which only poor farmers live.
The Belgian Limburg is often called "het verre Limburg", or "the far Limburg" (as if it's situated 457 million miles away from the rest of Belgium, now look who's retarded!).
It's the best part of the country because the people are friendly, hospitable, ...
Belgian Limburg is also called 'fietsparadijs' (or bicycle paradise) because of the miles and miles of tarmac cycling-tracks (many are former railroads and situated in the woods) and it attracts many tourists who come here to ride the bycicle.
Both Limburgs are often seen as a retarded part of the country, or a province in which only poor farmers live.
The Belgian Limburg is often called "het verre Limburg", or "the far Limburg" (as if it's situated 457 million miles away from the rest of Belgium, now look who's retarded!).
It's the best part of the country because the people are friendly, hospitable, ...
Belgian Limburg is also called 'fietsparadijs' (or bicycle paradise) because of the miles and miles of tarmac cycling-tracks (many are former railroads and situated in the woods) and it attracts many tourists who come here to ride the bycicle.
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Get the Limbos mug.People that don't like persons that live in Limburg. Most commonly used by people who live in West-Vlaanderen.
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Get the Limburgist mug.Somebody who acts like they support the working class, but in reality, lie about what they say and support. They can be identified by the following:
- Supports gun rights and in some extreme cases; the legalization of murder (really unlikely but can happen at times), yet are protected by bodyguards, round-the-clock snipers, and police because of their huge paranoia of an assassination by an extreme democrat.
- Supports free enterprise yet forces companies to do what they tell them to do or else he & his comrades will boycott them
- Supports private ownership yet creates a department that controls real estate over the fears of total communism.
- Supports continuing with our idiotic system in healthcare yet calls for "world-class healthcare"
- Supports liberating Mexico from cartels by invading it yet doesn't support the War on Drugs
In short, Limousine Conservatives like to give society the middle finger
- Supports gun rights and in some extreme cases; the legalization of murder (really unlikely but can happen at times), yet are protected by bodyguards, round-the-clock snipers, and police because of their huge paranoia of an assassination by an extreme democrat.
- Supports free enterprise yet forces companies to do what they tell them to do or else he & his comrades will boycott them
- Supports private ownership yet creates a department that controls real estate over the fears of total communism.
- Supports continuing with our idiotic system in healthcare yet calls for "world-class healthcare"
- Supports liberating Mexico from cartels by invading it yet doesn't support the War on Drugs
In short, Limousine Conservatives like to give society the middle finger
Limousine Conservative: Why do Americans love helping people? We need to help only Christians and Jews. I think we need to shoot them all.
Sane Conservative: But you escorted by the goddam Army, yet you want people to kill each other like it's Hunger Games.
Limousine Conservative: What's that you said you goddam Hollywood liberal?
Sane Conservative: I said...
Limousine Conservative: YOU HAVE DISGRACED AMERICA! I'M A TRUE AMERICAN NOT LIKE THOSE MONKEYS!
Sane Conservative: But you escorted by the goddam Army, yet you want people to kill each other like it's Hunger Games.
Limousine Conservative: What's that you said you goddam Hollywood liberal?
Sane Conservative: I said...
Limousine Conservative: YOU HAVE DISGRACED AMERICA! I'M A TRUE AMERICAN NOT LIKE THOSE MONKEYS!
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