I NEED A LIGHTHOUSE

To have a jokingly suicidal thought
After that terrible date, I think I NEED A LIGHTHOUSE.
by KM December 10, 2016
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lighthouse besties

the besties of finn,rosie,amelia,rhys and ryley they help me through the hard time especially when i am really cold
by joe rue July 20, 2022
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Lighthoused

Something getting messed up by Lighthouse Academy.
Don't leave anything out in the hallway or else it will get Lighthoused!
by peacepeacegirlkat@gmail.com October 29, 2018
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lighthoused

(V.) To get black-out drunk. Lights on, nobody home.
I was lighthoused by 11 o'clock and had to be carried out of the bar
by ASeasonedDrinker February 19, 2016
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lighthouse management

The lighthouse manager circles around, focusing on one small aspect of the issue at a time, for less than a second, makes a snap decision ignoring the rest of the issues, then repeats 1 minute later making and entirely new snap decision. Result: project goes nowhere.
Manager: Why is that in Red?
Staff: it's the customer requirement.
Manager: but their logo is blue.. make it blue!
Staff: typical lighthouse management, it will be green tomorrow!!
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Lighthousing

The act of continuously turning around in circles whilst displaying a sneaky nut. Sometime performed in a wheelchair.
Person 1: He was Lighthousing me the sick fuck
Person 2: What a mad cunt.
by SkitzoCrab April 28, 2017
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Lighthousing

When one feels the need or requirement to expel Jizz from ones cock whilst lying in a bath with just the shaft and tip of your jolly roger visible through the sea of bubbles

Lighthousing in a stormy sea -
As above by using increased ferocity to achieve the end goal of filling the sea with more goo than the piper alpha oil disaster
Have you been doing some Lighthousing in the bath dad? The waters full of jizz! i’m supposed to going in the bath now using same water to save money and the planet ya bloody porvort
by cannydaft May 07, 2021
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