You: " My hoodie shrank in the washer!"
Lem: " Then put it in the dryer."
You: " God dammit fuck you you gave me cancer with your lem logic!"
Lem: " Then put it in the dryer."
You: " God dammit fuck you you gave me cancer with your lem logic!"
by Lynnsquad24 December 3, 2015
by azncw December 5, 2011
by E-rotic January 22, 2006
every four years in alaska, the lemming population becomes so large that the furry little bastards start killing each other and drowning in large bodies of water.
by emilyrunnes July 11, 2008
A person participating in Fantasy Sports who picks up a terrible player off the waiver wire because the player did something unusually good the day before.
All the lemmings picked up Tie Domi from the wire today because he scored a goal last night. After a few weeks of Tie not doing a thing for them the lemmings will all drop him.
by bumpin' ugly October 6, 2006
A Kim-lem is another word for small penis. Its catchy, and easier to use than the phrase "Small Penis".
by Fritjof Pogelmann August 16, 2006
Will: So what was your last job?
Dave:I worked on suicide hotline. Only for a day, they called that day Lemming Sunday
Dave:I worked on suicide hotline. Only for a day, they called that day Lemming Sunday
by benkon April 8, 2009