Knoxville Lava Lamp

When you put on a golden colored condom and ram it up her pooper while she has lava shits.

I went to UT to watch a football game with a FWB, but all I got was a Knoxville Lava Lamp

by krestacar May 4, 2021

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the lava lamp

when a man ejaculates into a kettle, and pumps the heated semen into the recipient's anus.

Guy 1: So how did it go last night?
Guy 2: I gave her the lava lamp treatment.
Guy 1: Nice one bro.
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: By the way, did you file the divorce papers?
Guy 2: Wait, we're married??
Guy 1: For Christ sake, dad...

by Jack-In-Goff April 29, 2022

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shattered lava lamp

Clapped/ cooked/ ugly

Damn that girl built like a shattered lava lamp

by Urmomsfavourit3 May 19, 2024

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Trucker lava lamp

The act of when you fill up a clear jug with urine and ejaculate into the container so it floats around like lava.

Hey driver I filled up my old milk jug with urine yesterday and was watching my favorite guy on guy porn video and had no towel too ejaculate on too so I did it into the jug and made a trucker lava lamp.

by FatherStevefaketrucker September 13, 2025

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