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Alabama Jack o Lantern

A festive Halloween sexual act that requires the working of fingers around the rim of the partners anus in order to widen the hole, also cleaning out any filth that might be discovered in the process (much like carving open the top of a pumpkin and cleaning it out). Once the anus has been loosened and cleaned, a lit flashlight is dropped into the anus, providing a captivating glow like a beautiful Jack-o-Lantern.
I thought the interior light was on in Pat’s minivan at the fall festival parking lot, but to my surprise, it was the soft glow from the Alabama Jack o Lantern he gave to Jeremy in the back seat!
by Zachzilla October 28, 2020
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lame'o lantern

someone who is so lame they emit a glow the colour of lame
you're so lame you GLOW lameness. you are such a lame'o lantern.
by TsarinaCole April 14, 2009
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A Church founded in 1830 by Joseph Smith, Jr., and often nicknamed "The Mormon Church". The Church is headquartered in Salt Lake City, Utah, yet has followers worldwide.

Members follow the teaching of Joseph Smith, and believe in modern day Prophets and revelation. They believe in the Holy Bible and also in The Book of Mormon. The Church's Missionaries are one of it's most recognized traits, along with it's large temples topped with a golden angel. The Church is considered Christian by many as the members have a strong belief in Jesus Christ.
Mormons are members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
by jakelow November 14, 2009
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man-o-lantern

A man who has a hairy chest and patches with just bare skin.
The guy from 40 Year Old Virgin when he was getting his chest waxed and didnt finish it; he looked like a man-o-lantern!
by Laynie November 5, 2006
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laterness

1. A slang word used instead of the already slang "later". Used to pronounce one's leave or departure.

2. Catchphrase of a guy named Dai.
1. I'm going now, I'll cya laterness.

2. Guy1: You going dude?
Dai: Yeah man.
Guy1: Seeya.
Dai: Laterness.
by nobodyyoudknow July 30, 2006
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Red Lantern

A creepy male who hits on young girls or creepily makes contact with younger girls.
"that guy was staring at you for so long, he's SUCH a red lantern"
by jb71197 July 28, 2012
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The Green Lantern

The act of fingering a girl with any type of ring on your fingers, specifically a large one, characteristic of the mighty green lantern himself.
Bro 1 - Yo man, I totally pulled the green lantern on my girl and she said the ring made it feel so good.

Bro 2 - That's awesome dude, let's go have a bro circle and you can teach me.
by Trickmaster 5000 February 18, 2009
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