Lank

when you feel very tired

“Bro i’m so lanked”

by Your fellow Mexican November 30, 2019

lank

pronounced L-AY-NK. north american slang meaning good, great or perfect

"Girl you look lank"
"that was actually lank"
"that was so lank"

by ThatLankGuy April 26, 2016

Lank

Any action made possible by the length of one's appendages.

I just lanked that light bulb into the light. You were too short.

by PieMan3259 May 29, 2018

Jo lankes

- und Koseform von Mädchennamen, die mit "Jo" beginnen wie Johanna, Joan, Jolanthe, Josefa, Josefine etc. Jolanthe, Jolanda, setzt sich zusammenaus der griechischen Sprache Jola

Die haben oft ein so genantest ADHS Aufmerksamkeits-Defizit-Hyperaktivitäts-Störung. Unaufmerksamkeit, Hyperaktivität und Impulsivität sind die Hauptmerkmale.

Geht bitte raus bitte jo

Jo lankes liebt mcfit und schafft 120 kg bankdrucken

by Yashin hamami June 3, 2020

lankness

19th century slang for laxity or flabbiness

On September 26, 1854, While serving as US consul in England, American novelist Nathaniel Hawthorne wrote in what would be published as his English Notebooks (1857) these undiplomatic remarks about local women: “The British Scientific Association now in session here, many distinguished strangers were present. What chiefly struck me, however, was the lack of beauty in the women, and the horrible lankness of not a few of them….Who would not abhor such a wife? I really pitied the respectable elderly gentlemen whom I saw walking about with such atrocities hanging on their arms-the grim, red-faced monsters! Surely a man would be justified in … taking a sharp knife and cutting away their mountainous flesh, until he had brought them into reasonable shape, as a sculptor seeks for the beautiful form in a woman in a shapeless block of marble. The husband must feel that something alien has grown over and encrusted the slender creature whom he married, and he is horribly wronged by having all this flabby flesh imposed upon him as his wife.”

by BOMS October 10, 2007

lank god

Someone who is really skinny and or lengthy in every way shape and form. They can be classified as So lengthy that they even look malformed and awkward in appearance.

Kevin Durant is a straight up lank god!

Bol Bol be looking like a lank god.

After she slept with Evan last night she claimed she was sore because he was a lank god.

by Nateg123 November 28, 2017

wank-a-lank

When something is very very bad, or wank.

Ben: Ah mate, i well have to work sunday.

Biz: Thats fucking wank-a-lank mate.

by BizBiz December 19, 2006