a show that takes place in laguna beach, california starring who are the clearly the richest and most beautiful kids in the area. its not reality, but it sure is pretty. i live in riverside nearby, and ive been to laguna many times. its just like newport or huntington or any of the other beaches in cali. its not tons of lavish homes and rich people, although you can see the rich homes from the street. i LOVE living in california, because MTV is so obsessed with socal ive been everywhere they show on TV. i just dont like that stupid kids in like the midwest and the south and the friggin east coast are wearing stuff that says im from the OC!, or naming a place in cali, even though theyve NEVER BEEN THERE.
laguna beach is cool to watch because you can see inside what its like to be rich and beautiful.
by indie_nympho27 May 31, 2005
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Where all the fucking queers in California reside. The gay and lesbian index of Laguna Beach is 478, meaning the percentage of same-sex couples living in the city is 378% higher than the national average. This is one percentage point less than that of San Francisco which has a gay and lesbian index of 479. This explains why Laguna Beach has more males than females. As it is estimated that about ten to fifteen percent of San Francisco residents identify themselves as homosexual, it could be said that roughly one out of every ten Laguna Beach residents is gay or lesbian.

DISGUSTING!!
Homosexuals are unclean undesirable detestable perverts. They spread AIDS and are just plain disusting. Homosexuality, nothing a proper flogging can't cure. Laguna Beach is infested with queers.
by I'm homophobic. May 26, 2006
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Someone who is laid back, someone who is soft and caring. They may also like to hang at the beach, and hook up with lots of girls.
Steve is such a Laguna Guy! All he ever wants to do is chill out all day long.
by OverMyHeadddd September 15, 2006
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an event that one would expect to happen in Laguna
binging on coke and pooping on peoples chests is pretty standard for laguna.
by Michael April 9, 2005
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(v.) 1. A sexual act involving oral sex. The person performing falatio or cunnilingus wears a glow-in-the dark dildo on their head, so this must be performed in the dark. (note: the dildo may be removed and used on the recipient if so desired, but must be put back on the head when finished) A Laguna Sunrise is seen when the person performing oral sex emerges from the genital region wearing the dildo on their head.

(n.) 2. An instrumental song by Black Sabbath on their 1972 album "Vol. 4"
"Tony, you have to keep the dildo on your head! Otherwise it's not a Laguna Sunrise!"

"She loved it when a guy would do a Laguna Sunrise. She thought it was so romantic."
by My psuedonym is... June 16, 2013
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what many severna park people call severna park due to the popularity of the laguna beach tv show.
it's like the east coast laguna beach...let's call it laguna park I mean we even have a laguna ave.!
by courtamber April 11, 2006
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Stupid ass school filled with stupid ass people and rich ass bitches
Laguna Middle School sucks ass
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